For the record, I’m not giving y’all the high hat. I used to do what I am describing in the above tweet ALL THE TIME and I am mortified by how insufferable I must’ve been to so many folks. I just wanted them to like me. So I get it. But it’s still annoying af. Knock it off.
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But... but... those are most of my tweets...
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I’ll love you anyway David I promise.
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I have to stop myself from doing this several times a day.
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Failure mode of clever
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Honestly dude, we should hang if we’re ever in the same city
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What's the verdict on answering rhetorical questions honestly? Can't help myself
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I’ve been known to answer earnestly questions asked ironically. It pleases me to confuse.
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