MattDaws

@MattDaws

The world according to Daws.

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Joined September 2009
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    Apr 4

    this... may be the greatest story ever told

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    Mar 22

    Keep Calm + Clarry On. 😜 Clayton Oliver is locked in until the end of 2021! 🔐 📝:

    14 replies 48 retweets 290 likes
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  3. Mar 1

    Good start to the year

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    Feb 12

    I would like to apologize to all pie-fuckers out there. Pie-fucking is a serious issue, and we should not have made light of a character because he fucks pies, not even in a cartoonish or slapstick way. Thank you.

    Sony Pictures released a statement saying "food allergies are a serious issue" & the film "should not have made light" of a character being allergic to blackberries "even in a cartoonish, slapstick way"
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    25 Dec 2017

    why is there no crossover? Pleb central in our bar today, there are 15 lifeguards here

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  6. 17 Nov 2017

    Essence or Terror 57.01

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    27 Oct 2017

    I don't know how anyone can shitcan this. Iconic part of a great day.

    12 replies 19 retweets 111 likes
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    27 Oct 2017

    🎵 Why do birds suddenly appear. Every time you are near 🎵

    "I will be a Melbourne player for life, which means a lot to me." Onya, Maxy. ❤️💙 📰:
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    28 Sep 2017

    . is ready to step in for if they can't make the Grand Final. Watching him commentate 'Mr Brightside' is 💯

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    19 Sep 2017

    When the Tiges win on Saturday I believe they should just close Swan Street off and pour beer straight into the streets

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  11. 27 Aug 2017

    Well, fuck it.

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    24 Aug 2017

    Jack Watts getting selected for Melbourne

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    12 Aug 2017

    You could cut Max's head off with an axe in the centre bounce and get away with it

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  14. 15 Jul 2017

    Hunt! That’s the best torp since Malcolm Blight

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    12 Jun 2017

    Jack Watts doing things in slow motion

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    27 Mar 2017

    Lewis: that's why I chose Melbourne - it's on the up.

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    25 Mar 2017

    Take that St Kilda. No one beats Melbourne 15 times in a row!

    13 replies 99 retweets 532 likes
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    8 Mar 2017

    Jack Watts complaining that he failed to dodge a trip to Perth

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    24 Feb 2017

    Melbourne in good form but only a fool extrapolates preseason form to the whole season. Also Carlton's season is over.

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  20. 29 Jan 2017

    This match is ridiculous

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