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Comedian. Internet drunk. Actual People's Choice Award Winner. Author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL. Host of UNHAPPY HOUR the podcast.

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    Matt Bellassai‏Verified account @MattBellassai 27 Dec 2017

    every husband on any HGTV show is gay and i won’t hear otherwise

    9:03 PM - 27 Dec 2017
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      1. Carly Casanova‏ @timwhoretons_ 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        @NelseyKelso

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      1. Danny Murphy‏ @kashmeredanny 27 Dec 2017
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        give me HALF a sip of Sauv Blanc in any setting and I present my WELL-RESEARCHED theory that the property brothers are in fact #notsosecret lovers

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      1. DaniBitch‏ @crazy_kunt 27 Dec 2017
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        That’s how I feel about Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

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      1. Hannah‏ @hefisher1130 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        WHAT GROWN MAN WANTS A WALK IN CLOSET INSTEAD OF A BATHROOM 😂😂😂😂😂

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      2. BibaGirrrl Beauty‏ @BibaGirrrl 28 Dec 2017
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        or instead of a man cave w/a bar!🍻

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      1. kelly meadowbrook‏ @jroNow 27 Dec 2017
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        So true!!

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      1. bitch‏ @klein_elle 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        AND THE PROPERTY BROTHERS

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      1. christin‏ @nochristindont 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        g’amen.

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      1. Dr. Anthrodiva‏ @anthrodiva 27 Dec 2017
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        Sounds about right

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