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gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. host of UNHAPPY HOUR the podcast @unhappyhourpod. he/him

New York City
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    Matt Bellassai‏Verified account @MattBellassai 26 Nov 2020

    my mom telling a storypic.twitter.com/nNjL0jyXY2

    6:48 pm - 26 Nov 2020
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    • bry ☀︎saw MoM maddawgggggggggggg M V Tim Mota SaM!? ia dont unf mfs J. Marina Sude ALR
    140 replies . 5,277 retweets 81,716 likes
      1. B Vaccinated‏ @bsting13 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        @ChelsNoel13 🤣🤣

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      2. Lady Lucy Champagne  🍾‏ @DameBelleRose 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MattBellassai @TurianBatman

        This is what I hear during the story.pic.twitter.com/YJyZ7VrdSu

        1 reply . 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. anxц  ☄️ 🎶‏ @anxiousoryx 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @DameBelleRose @MattBellassai @TurianBatman

        Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on em!

        0 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. frankie‏ @stillwaters_ 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        My mom when she explains her recipes in full detail to strangers

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      2. Jen Hex‏ @maldoboo 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        It was on Saturday. No wait, it was Friday. Anyway....no that’s not right. It had to be Wednesday. Or Thursday.

        2 replies . 1 retweet 156 likes
      3. DW‏ @FLDWall 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @maldoboo @MattBellassai

        Hold on, Actually I was right the first time, it was Saturday.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 44 likes
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      2.  🫠 Bob Gnarley  🫠‏ @geminiszn 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        An detail

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      3. Fallon‏ @FallonHartig 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @geminiszn @MattBellassai

        Came here for this specific tweet. Thankful for you

        1 reply . 0 retweets 41 likes
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      1. Cassie  🦋‏ @iamcassieobvi 26 Nov 2020
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        @izias8

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      2.  🏳️‍🌈 he/they/ya'll #BLM #Resist  🌊‏ @cthulhunicorn 26 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MattBellassai

        "You remember Diane from my spin class. Her daughter was in that horrible car accident. She's a lot better now. Anyway, what was I saying?"

        2 replies . 2 retweets 190 likes
      3. The Schadenfrau‏ @The_schadenfrau 27 Nov 2020
        Replying to @cthulhunicorn @MattBellassai

        My MIL is the sad story rambler: "Remember my friend Morag, you played with her son Gary when we lived in the old house. Well her cousin's husband had a stroke and died. Six kids. Her cousin has no legs and a new baby on a ventilator. Just tragic."

        0 replies . 1 retweet 58 likes
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