It pains me to say it but 97% of my timeline, which used to give me so much pleasure, is pure, smooth garbage.
Replying to @UncleDynamite
I am genuinely surprised that you recall an epoch when your timeline gave you so much pleasure. I have seldom (if ever) gotten as much pleasure from my timeline as is offered by a fun-sized Snickers bar.
10:34 PM - 15 Apr 2018
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