nightmare bro sitting next 2 me at sushi bar ordered tuna roll, 2 spicy tuna rolls, tuna sushi & drowned them in both soy & ponzu sauces 

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Replying to @zoeinthecities
by the end of the meal his plate looked like a toddler's high chair tray he dumped the gloopy remnants of his soy sauce on his last piece NO
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Replying to @zoeinthecities
sat there (barely) hiding my revolt & also wondering what this person could possibly be like in beddddddd
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Replying to @zoeinthecities
Revulsion, right? Not revolt, surely. And who of us is impeccable? At Jiro's, even major food critics fear making faux pas..
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Replying to @strongbadegirl
Bravo. I stand corrected. Although "among" would put me over the 140-character limit. What a bitter pill is compromise!
8:24 PM - 4 Jun 2016
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