Has anyone figured out the appropriate protocol during the 30 seconds it takes to put on a condom? Asking for a friend.
@Addijay No. Alas, no. Nobody's even gotten close. This is one of the great imponderables, like the persistent popularity of Donald Trump.
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@MathPrinceps@Addijay Very true! Rising popularity of#thedonald is up there with the Loch Ness monster & Roswell.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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