The most irritating waiter in Los Angeles keeps calling me “sunshine.” Only men in their 70s are allowed to do this, there should be a law.
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Also, he told me to choose a table based on “Whatever makes your little heart go pitter-pat, sunshine.” I may have to make a citizen’s arrest.
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Replying to @dloehr @emilynussbaum
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly.
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One of Jeeves' best gags.
4:37 PM - 9 Mar 2020
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