Can’t touch this
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Oh dear, please don’t ever ever ever touch me. Keep your hands where I can see them.
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Who’s dehydrated in this joint? I’ve got a backpack of *canned water*!! Listen to the sound it makes when you open it. Pshhh. Just like beer, but it’s not beer! It’s frigging water! Dance on!
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Pressed the like button. Pressed it again. Can you believe there are people who follow what I like and I don’t even have to tweet at all?
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from zero to one
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I just had an epiphany that kids are people too and they are actually kind of interesting.
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Replying to @cyantist @Shripriya
I freely admit I didn't understand kids till I had them. But I didn't just have this epiphany; I had it 11 years and 11 days ago.
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Are you sure you understand them now?
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