I have belatedly decided to tweet my experience dogsitting this hyperactive 2-year-old lab mix. I hope you all like it, and if you don't I hope you drown
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day 1, which was 2 days ago: I'm in WAY over my head. I thought dogsitting would be easy and fun, and it is neither. this is like that time I took organic chemistry because I thought it would be easy and fun, and it was neither. I regret everything
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day 2, which was 1 day ago: I took the dog to the dog park, which was at the top of a fucking mountain, and let her run around for 1 hour with other dogs. now she is finally leaving me alone. note to self: don't go to the dog park with a pocket full of dog treats
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day 3: I've run into a problem: the dog park we went to yesterday is closed on Wednesdays. I'm seriously considering medicating either myself or the dog. I can't decide which
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Suggestion: if you have a bike, then take the dog for a (long) run, with you in the saddle, leash in hand. Call it at least five miles out, and five miles back. I suspect you'll have peace soon thereafter.
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