It takes ten minutes of pinching and squeezing before I can button my shirt at the neck and I can barely breathe with my tie on. Option A: my neck has grown fatter. Option B: my shirt collar has shrunk. It's definitely option B.
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If I faint while receiving my award and giving my keynote tonight, this is the reason
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Replying to @viet_t_nguyen
Thoreau was right: beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
3:25 PM - 22 Mar 2019
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