Write your own obituary. Your heirs will botch it, trust me. Mine is already 400 pages long, jam-packed with jokes and incredibly inappropriate anecdotes and scurrilous allegations against the living and the dead. It’s so good, I’m thinking of publishing it tomorrow.
Replying to @UncleDynamite
i beg you, continue to polish. Remember the rising cost of pulp paper. Let others attend to the tiresome chores of publication. Your task is to persist, sentence after sentence, in the exhausting search for what Flaubert, that indefatigable master, would call the mot juste.
9:13 PM - 1 Mar 2019
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