Ms Kazan, a considerable amount of experimentation over a period of decades has convinced me that the only baby toy assured of success with all infants is the incomparable Whoozit. I humbly propose that you may wish to consider its purchase.http://bit.ly/2DBn42Y
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Replying to @zoeinthecities
Certain discoveries, I find, have the force of revelation. There is to them a sort of inevitable, overwhelming rightness that is felt intuitively, rather than through any act of ratiocination. They compel assent, as no argument ever can. Such is the discovery of the Whoozit.
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Replying to @MathPrinceps @zoeinthecities
Note, by the way, that the tremendous genuises at Manhattan Toy now offer more than one species of Whoozit. If I may be permitted to offer the suggestion, I would propose purchasing at least one of each. An emergency back-up Whoozit is, I think, a prudent investment.
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