Cotton Juneaux Wood

@MasterOfPeace8

aka: Adam, Quetzalcoatl, Geronimo, JFK, & Zeus. "I AIM those lightening bolts, GURL!" Follow me: - see Contact info. on blogs. 😇

Joined April 2016
Born 25 August 1964

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Dec 2018

    "No! Of COURSE I don't you; for, to DO so would require my acknowledgement (squashing bug on counter with thumb) of your existence, which thing would be a faux pois, or mon erreur!" - ¡ Desculpe me ! - (clears throat) "GUARDS!!?"

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  2. 29 Dec 2018

    "No! Of COURSE I don't you; for, to DO so would require my acknowledgement (squashing bug on counter with thumb) of your existence, which thing would be a faux pois, or mon erreur!" - ¡ Desculpe me ! - (clears throat) "GUARDS!!?"

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  3. 9 hours ago

    As we've stated, our FUTURE generations will NEVER 'need' to discover what YOU deserve, okay? THANKS [thumb UP] "GoodBYE.. no, NOW... goodbye.. (SQUEEZE the damned TRIGGER, already; we've BEEN 'nice'...) DANG, bitch..!" [2/2]

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  4. 9 hours ago

    please HURRY to HELL! The NEVER wanted their future children to WITNESS how NOT to live life.. !!! you IDIOTS.... JUST kill yourselves; but, NEVER put it on the internet. [1/2]

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  5. 9 hours ago

    At yr. 248 of the ONLY 250 yrs. U will EVER get 2 "test out" Ur idiotic democracy, LEAVE me & mine ALONE! We don't WANT 2 learn Ur STUPID WAYS! We 'WANT' 2 live our INNOCENT lives; LEAVE us alone, or we'll PRAY 4 Ur DEMISE! SUCKS, as does

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  6. 10 hours ago

    OKAY, world! I understand that TONIGHT'S sleep depends upon EVERY word THAT I type, herein... however, I've an account on , or mine is a FREE one... but, I'm a-gonna WATCH some free TV and commercials now, so TELL my secretary that you REALLY need to tel....

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  7. 10 hours ago

    "Because you're FREAKING & U DO NOT 'belong' in RED Man's LAND, NOR will u EVER find a sense of 'belonging' until u BOW 2 the British Queen's KNEES! HELLO?? [aside] God DAMN! Know they ANYTHING...? freaks!" cc:

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  8. 10 hours ago

    Every would, of COURSE reply (because they were under the BLINDING control of Ramses... NOT really! You KNOW me..!) "We're his SLAVES; U should acquiesce & offer YOUR children 2 the FLAMES, as the stories (untrue) we've TOLD you tell you that WE also DO... NO! U SHOULD!

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  9. 10 hours ago

    NOT that this would EVER B considered, by as "hateful behavior"; however, MAY regard it as 'informative'; but, in , decided 2 SOW derision, asking each "WHY R U NOT dissatisfied w/DAILY provisions? WHY can he NOT give U MORE?'

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  10. Jan 3

    JUST bring a THICK stack o' CASH, and I'll prove my... WAIT! Is THIS on sale, then...??? Umm... prove my LOVE... "Is THIS thing ON, then...?" [frowny FACE] "Hello...??" - Playing Jon... I DO love you... ALWAYS; just NOT every HOUR of EACH day... - "Just GET here.. !!!"

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  11. Jan 3

    Well, that CHICK with whom I attended outside of Winthrop, MA is NO LONGER my wife ! I still LOVE you... SHUT UP , u SUCK UPS! I HATE u ALL! Jon, Just visit me; I'll TRY not to DENY that I know you... "WAIT! Who IS this..?" LOVE you, Jon...!

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  12. Jan 3

    I'm a MALE; and, I DID "lose MORE than THAT in YOUR back seat"... You're not TELLING everyone, ARE you, Jon..? DANG, boy...!! I love you, TOO..! "Jon, really..? We're DOING this now?" No, I DO love you... always WILL so long as NO is a (blush) !

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  13. Jan 3

    I need to get these NON-Red Men BACK across Atlantic Ocean, SOON! It has been 248 years of the ALLOTTED 250 that ANY has EVER survived throughout the ENTIRE history of ; so, let us BE 'kind', SHALL we? [thumb UP] * they needn't KNOW their folly!

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  16. Jan 3

    (adds, sing-songishly & semi-sarcastically), " I LOVE you..."

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  17. Jan 3

    Here, in territory, I'm often tempted to ask, "When's your FLIGHT, pasty-white?!!"

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  18. Jan 3

    Ain't you got HOMEWORK? - Sorry... "Happy New Year! Welcome BACK to ! Ain't you got HOMEWORK?" I LOVE you...!

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  19. Jan 3

    I PRIDE myself on masking my (54 years of) age ! When I'm in public, and a stranger/ or asks me, "How OLD are you, anyway?" I hold up my SPLAYED fist, and answer, smiling, "I'm THIS many.."

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  20. Jan 3

    "Blame it all on my ROOTS; I showed up in BOOTS.." "Friends In Low Places" song

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  21. Jan 3

    "Take My Breath Away" My only question: How did they know I'd be watching the movie when they recorded the ? "I know, right?"

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