Trader Brian Jones on Twitter: "S&P only up 1.55% today but it was 100% RISK FREE TODAY. I knew last night and even told my friends don't go to work. Call in sick. hahaha" / Twitter

S&P only up 1.55% today but it was 100% RISK FREE TODAY. I knew last night and even told my friends don't go to work. Call in sick. hahaha