Trader Brian Jones on Twitter: "This is so COOL! You can have the shittist company in the world. You don't have to sell ANYTHING. Or even be open! The U.S government being that it's election year will Pump up your stock price. Guaranteed!" / Twitter

This is so COOL! You can have the shittist company in the world. You don't have to sell ANYTHING. Or even be open! The U.S government being that it's election year will Pump up your stock price. Guaranteed!