Trader Brian Jones on Twitter: "I don't need to give out stocks on a day like today when every stock in the world is soaring past Pluto. Every stock anyone picks is soaring into the stratosphere. Everyone's a Stock Trading Guru!" / Twitter

I don't need to give out stocks on a day like today when every stock in the world is soaring past Pluto. Every stock anyone picks is soaring into the stratosphere. Everyone's a Stock Trading Guru!