Trader Brian Jones on Twitter: "Greatest Stock God of all time AAPL up $21 since yesterday on Greatest Earngs Report of all time and I shorted the S&P. What a jerk. I never had a chance." / Twitter

Greatest Stock God of all time AAPL up $21 since yesterday on Greatest Earngs Report of all time and I shorted the S&P. What a jerk. I never had a chance.