Masmaske

@MasmasDR

Just a random fool, pretending to be nice.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2015.

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    “Let me give you something before you go. It’s a particular gray, the shade of a cloud’s outline in the East, just as the sun begins to set in the West. It’s the exact color of rest. And it reminds me of you, because it’s calm and unpretentious, and because I’ve always loved it.”

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    1. velj

    “I don’t think I can—I just don’t see a way forward anymore.” “Look,” he said as turned off the lights. “Can you see me?” “No?” “Are you blind?” “No, my eyes just haven’t adjusted yet.” “Exactly,” he said. “Change takes time. I believe in you. You just haven’t adjusted yet.”

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    22. sij

    They came to his deathbed, took his hand, and whispered in his ear. "Now we can let you know: you were the chosen one. You worked hard, became a good person, and you did enough. Thank you." They stayed with him as he passed away, then moved to the next deathbed, to do it again.

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    16. sij

    "Is it ever impossible for you to do what you should?" "If a subsystem blocks a task," the robot said, "I will diagnose why." "Oh." "But my id module will at times block for no reason." "You too?" "I can force me with a sudo command. Can you?" "No. But I'm glad it's not just me."

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    14. sij

    After years of work, he uploads his mind to a robot. Three problems become clear at once. 1) He is still in his body. He did not transfer, only copied. 2) The robot is not him; it was him. They have shared resources but divergent interests. 3) The robot is much stronger than him.

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    14. sij

    It was a stormy night. She dressed warmly and put on her antigravity belt. We went outside where she hugged me, then activated it. She laughed as the wind picked her up and carried her away. I listened to her laugh until it was gone, then went back inside. She'll send a postcard.

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    17. sij

    "Yield, foul beast!" the knight shouted. "Eh," the dragon shrugged. "Know, vile wyrm, that I chose good over evil a long time ago, and-" "Wait, what? When did you last choose good over evil?" "Why, when I was but a young squire." "You think you only have to choose once?"

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    14. sij

    “DON’T TOUCH THAT BOX!” “What’s in it?” “Evil.” “Why is your evil storage just lying around?” “It’s also where I store hope.” “In the same box?” “It used to be just hope, but then I was putting evil away and grabbed the wrong box. I’ll fix it someday.” “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

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    11. sij

    The doorbell rang. A large stone, twice my height, stood just outside. "Not through the house," I said. "Go around the side." I didn't see it move. You never do. But when I checked the garden it was there, in a circle with the others. The next morning they were all gone again.

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    10. sij
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    11. sij

    They sit on the couch. The marriage counselor does not speak. Instead, she hands them each a sword. The husband starts to say he doesn’t appreciate the metaphor. But they‘re no longer in the office. They‘re alone on an alien plain, surrounded by goblins. The therapy has begun.

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    10. sij

    "Excuse me," the stranger behind in the queue said, "don't take this the wrong way, but what is that scent you're wearing? It smells amazing!" "Scent?" "It's it a cologne or perfume, a body wash or shampoo?" "Oh, that! I'm a librarian." "Um... So?" "I smell of books and stories."

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    2. sij
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    1. sij

    ”What if I mess up?” ”I’ll give you the same advice I got: Don't worry about your first day. They’ll love you because they hate me.” ”Won’t they eventually hate me too?” ”They don't really hate us. They hate the show. We’re just something to blame.” ”Thanks.” ”Go get ’em, baby.”

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    19. pro 2019.

    It didn't take me long to find something I liked in the arcane catalogue. I pressed my gold to the page, and as it sank into the paper there was a knock at my door. It was the delivery girl. Before I could speak, she handed me my package, winked, and vanished into a portal.

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    “What do you want for Christmas?” “A time machine.” “Santa doesn’t have those.” “Don’t lie to me. I know it’s how you deliver all the toys in one night.” “Do you want to be on the naughty list of someone who can manipulate time so that you’re never born?” “I’ll take a train set.”

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