Here are some twists:
-
-
Bigfoot is real, and he's the only one who is. Our world is a simulation, distorting madly as its managers desperately try to contain him.
1 reply 0 retweets 5 likesShow this thread -
Fire is bees. Every time someone was 'burned' by a 'fire', they were actually stung. People are warmed by unknowingly eating honey.
1 reply 1 retweet 8 likesShow this thread -
Doomsday wasn't caused by technology, but by genre. No nukes, no flesh-eating bacteria: a post-apocalyptic Setting was simply Required.
1 reply 1 retweet 9 likesShow this thread -
Luck exists, and dominates reality. If this were ever proven, it would make lucky people unhappy, so their combined luck ensures it isn't.
1 reply 7 retweets 19 likesShow this thread -
The Pope is not the infallible avatar of God's will, nor a xenodimensional reptile impersonating same. He is a man wearing a large hat.
1 reply 3 retweets 11 likesShow this thread
It was all a dream. It continues to all be a dream. Continued existence rests on ensuring the dreamer never wakes.
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.