Oil will be rebranded as "Patriot Fuel" and coal will be "Liberty flaming rocks".
Once the names have been changed, the expectation is, no doubt, that Global Climate Change will end... if indeed it ever existed at all, which it probably didn't, but just in case... REBRANDING! 
Touting approval of a plan to boost LNG exports from Texas, U.S. Energy Department officials have decided to re-brand natural gas as “freedom gas,” and its chemistry as “molecules of freedom.” #Orwellian #FreedomGas #MoleculesOfFreedompic.twitter.com/Zzb7JkYDVW
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This is what happens when you have a POTUS who imagines himself to be some kind of "branding genius," I guess. Something that the media infuriatingly stokes for some reason I've never been able to fathom. Patriot fuel...
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Superior chart. I had to add it to my thread on the wonders of
#FreedomGas! Freedom Gas, from the makers of#FreedomFertilizer,#FreedomSteaks, and#FreedomCamps!https://twitter.com/windthin/status/1133891661241704454 … -
Thanks, man. Glad you liked it.
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Soviet rhetoric
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Hitler... Maybe not so much. I prefer to think of him as the Mango Mussolini.pic.twitter.com/Bca2DZ0EmH
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Winston Smith is good at his job, but there isn't enough ducting in the universe to rectify "spreading molecules of Freedom gas".
#FreedomGas#MoleculesOfFreedom#SpreadingFreedomGas#SpreadingMoleculesOfFreedompic.twitter.com/DW0w8toIIh
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War Is Oil. Gas is Freedom. War is Freedom. Gas is Molecules.pic.twitter.com/M3cNtda2Pr
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Further rebranding includes: Republican Renewables Molecule Minds Texan Tosspots
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