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Martin Starr
@MartinStarr
I write stories. The stories of Martin.
Everywhere, EarthJoined February 2009
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Counting the seconds for these sure-to-be and much-needed big laughs with , , and 🙌 Part of proceeds benefit Vidiots and our relaunch at the historic Eagle Theatre! Get yer tix 👇#infinitybaby
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“Hits its modern targets with plenty of bite, not unlike the way Mike Judge’s IDIOCRACY did a decade ago.” - IndieWire
Join us 1/31 for a Watch Party of INFINITY BABY benefiting @vidiots
Q&A w/ @MartinStarr @KevinFCorrigan @BobByington
Tix: ondemand.drafthouse.com/film/infinity-
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Make no regrets about it!
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I regret to inform you that Chuck Schumer just said ‘erection’ instead of ‘insurrection’ on the Senate floor
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A message for 2020...
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If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland.
Stop golfing and concede. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum
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Everyone needs to watch this incredible video of absolutely obliterating the scaremongering over the cost of Medicare-for-all. This is how you respond when someone asks “how will you pay for it?”
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Tomorrow night! Join us at for our FINAL screening of Frances Ferguson! Director , star Kaley Wheless, and co-star/multi-MFF alum/fan favorite) will be in attendance for conversation/Q&A sure to entertain!
TIX: MKEFILM.ORG/FRANCES
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How about this killer auction item from friend of #BigSlickKC, ? An XBox signed by the cast of Spider-Man: Far From Home - bid on this item and more at bidpal.net/bigslick! #BigSlick10 #SeriousFun 💙
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Seattle -- It feels as if Austin type movies play well there? Climate? narrates...
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Sorry I haven’t twittered in a while. #tuckercarlsonfuckshisroomba
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If you’re in Austin for SXSW I might pop up in something. Who knows. Maybe two things. Maybe EVERYTHING! schedule.sxsw.com/2019/events/FS
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Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy
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I know what you’re doing Thursday in Los Angeles, because I’m doing it with you! Party time at the Masquerade Ball! Come hang out with a masked me and contribute to an amazing cause! Get your tickets today! Do it! DO IT! do it. #UNICEFMasqLA bit.ly/unicefmasqla
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🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Two of the funniest guys out there. @ohsnapjbsmoove and @martinstarr or Leon and Bill. Thats how i know them. Legends to me and anyone with a sense of humor. Cheers! #gumball3000… instagram.com/p/BmFRtjpnzEG/
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This is how our rigged system works:
1) Republicans give huge tax breaks to their wealthy campaign contributors
2) Billionaires spend millions to elect Republicans
3) Republicans push cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid to make the rich richer and everyone else poorer
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. married his high school sweetheart. He has 3 children by 1 woman. He has more morality in his pinky toe than in 10 of you. LeBron builds schools for children, he doesn’t lock them in cages. Keep his name out of your mouth you lowlife gaslighting, racist scum.
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It is incomprehensible to me that we have a president who gave massive tax breaks to billionaires but wants to cut the WIC nutrition program for low-income pregnant women and their babies.
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The WH release of altered transcript of Putin/Trump presser is further proof of treason. Part of Russia’s attack on US was a massive disinformation campaign to sow confusion. Spreading lies destroying reality is classic Autocrat tactic. Trump conspires with enemy. TREASON.
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Opinion: The stench from Trump’s execrable performance grows ever more putrid
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A dear man who I’ve had the pleasure of spending some time with is currently fighting for his life in the hospital. Any financial support or love you can send his way is sure to be tremendously appreciated. I thank you for taking time to read this.
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“The United States government kidnapped our children with tricks and didn't give us the opportunity to say goodbye." bit.ly/2NOTz0Z
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Is it possible that anyone still believes in their heart that this disgracefully ignorant imbecile is looking out for America’s best interest after today? It’s hard to believe we’ve come to this.
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The President of the United States is committing treason in front of the whole world.
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"You have been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president at a summit in front of a Russian leader certainly than I've ever seen." - Anderson Cooper on Trump-Putin summit
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Donald Trump’s press conference performance in Helsinki rises to & exceeds the threshold of “high crimes & misdemeanors.” It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump’s comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you???
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From Wikipedia: "A curb stomp... is a form of assault in which a victim's mouth is forcefully placed on a curb and then stomped (on) from behind, causing severe injuries and sometimes death"
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Here’s the National Rifle Association’s main spokesperson @DLoesch calling for journalists to be “curb stomped” — a term for a brutal, violent assault that sometimes causes death — while referring to journalists as “rat bastards.” (Via @ShaunKing) twitter.com/shaunking/stat
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“In a modern, moral and wealthy society, no person in America should be too poor to live.” –@Ocasio2018
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1/That little show put on by the two inbreds, Gowdy and Jordan, trying to take out Rod Rosenstein at the peoples expense was pathetic. Nothing short of obstruction of justice. When the lawmakers are the most lawless in the land where are we to turn.
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