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    Martin Pilgrim‏Verified account @MartinPilgrim1 20 Aug 2019

    I had to cancel another show yesterday and I've sold no tickets for today. It would be great if I could do the show a few more times before the end of the Fringe. There's a joke about apples that most people seem to like. #edfringe2019 #MakeYourFringe https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/martin-pilgrim-i-write-jokes-not-tragedies …

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      1. Martin Pilgrim‏Verified account @MartinPilgrim1 20 Aug 2019

        And don't worry about buying a ticket- just show up and you can get in for free!

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      2. Wilma Watts‏ @WattsWilma 20 Aug 2019
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        So sorry we can’t be with you, love from Tarbert, Argyll. 💖

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      3. Martin Pilgrim‏Verified account @MartinPilgrim1 20 Aug 2019
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        Thanks!

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      1. Flags by MrFlag® - for people with wind‏ @mrflag 20 Aug 2019
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        Go and see this man!

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      1. Polly Allen‏ @misspallen 20 Aug 2019
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        Sorry to hear it’s been quiet - people are missing out! I get the feeling the silent disco companies capture innocent victims on their way to comedy shows and brainwash them with headphones. Try to divert them into the venue with a pop punk playlist.

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      2. Collin Little‏ @collin_little 21 Aug 2019
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        Would love to be there but work work work. Hope it picks up!

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      3. Martin Pilgrim‏Verified account @MartinPilgrim1 21 Aug 2019
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        Thanks Colin! Yesterday was better so hopefully it's picking up now

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