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Martha Plimpton
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I put dead people's hair on my head and talk loudly in front of strangers for money. Pro-choice/repro justice and proud of it. http://www.aisfor.org  @AisForOrg

Joined April 2011
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Martha Plimpton Verified account ‏@MarthaPlimpton Sep 16

I had Chinese food for lunch today, and I'm cutting farts with more nuanced approaches to foreign policy than the GOP candidates.

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    1. Andy Richter ‏@AndyRichter Sep 16

      @MarthaPlimpton congrats!

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    2. Martha Plimpton ‏@MarthaPlimpton Sep 16

      @AndyRichter Thanks! I'm pretty impressed myself.

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    1. Geoff with a GEE ‏@CoyotesMan Sep 16

      @MarthaPlimpton What does your fart face look like?

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    2. Martha Plimpton ‏@MarthaPlimpton Sep 16

      @CoyotesMan pic.twitter.com/cb79rSWklh

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    1. Bryce Bochan ‏@BryceBochan Sep 16

      @MarthaPlimpton Simply false. this is just more liberal Dutch-Oven Diplomacy.

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    2. Martha Plimpton ‏@MarthaPlimpton Sep 16

      @BryceBochan HA HA HA!

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  1. David Poland ‏@DavidPoland Sep 17

    @MarthaPlimpton You and @jennyslate need to do a Very Special All-Gassy Republican Debate Episode of Mystery Science Theater

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  2. Hon. Don Gerard ‏@DonGerard Sep 16

    @MarthaPlimpton pic.twitter.com/do0jhV60dQ

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  3. Pfunk-the original ‏@Gluonsrule Sep 16

    @MarthaPlimpton with panache and the wit of dorothy parker's illegitimate sister, denise, martha plimpton spikes the ball most delightfully.

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  4. Ocular Nervosa ‏@ocularnervosa Sep 16

    @MarthaPlimpton You now have more foreign experience than Sarah Palin!

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  5. William Redd ‏@regularguy5mb Sep 16

    @MarthaPlimpton Tweet of the night. *applauds*

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  6. Kelsow $ Farlander ‏@KelsowFarlander Sep 18

    @MarthaPlimpton http://nyv.me/l/aT3F  You are one classy lady.

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  7. Marvin Newman ‏@MnNewman225 Sep 18

    @MarthaPlimpton http://nyv.me/l/RDJj  Thanks for sharing now go change your skivies

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  8. John W. Wilson ن ‏@Expat_Patriot Sep 17

    @MarthaPlimpton Terrorists don't understand nuance... The direct approach is best. That's why @POTUS is failing.

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  9. K.D. Cline ‏@kentcline Sep 17

    @MarthaPlimpton You do have a way with the imagery! :^)

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  10. Mike K ‏@mhk2171 Sep 16

    @MarthaPlimpton speaking as a foreigner, we could smell you from here.

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  11. J Stamps ‏@justjohn2_j Sep 16

    @MarthaPlimpton hahahaha perfect

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