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    Marl‏ @Marlebean 16 Sep 2014

    Mom Mom Mommy Mom Ma MOM MOMMY MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMMMMY What are you eating? Xanax.

    11:39 AM - 16 Sep 2014
    • 1,848 Retweets
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    • Mama_Chimes Niki Sugg LitaLita🌸 Yes, this WILL hurt 💉💊 HeiDiddy “Rowdy” Vylette Leone Steve, Steverino, the Stevemeister J🏈E 🇨🇦
    57 replies 1,848 retweets 3,174 likes
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      1. A Bearer Of Dad News‏ @HomeWithPeanut Jul 6
        Replying to @Marlebean

        🤣

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      2. Marl‏ @Marlebean Jul 6
        Replying to @HomeWithPeanut

        😫🤣😇

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        3. End of conversation
      1. Dr. Fkn Deplorable‏ @swhotmess 5 Oct 2015
        Replying to @Marlebean

        @Marlebean @LuvPug @peddoc63 @Mammagistweetin @CroweJam @TheShammuramat @FelicityBrandon We interrupt your day to bring you this tweet.

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      1. Susan Woodside  👑‏ @ramsaywoodside 3 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Marlebean

        “@Marlebean: Mom Mom Mommy Mom Ma MOM MOMMY MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMMMMY What are you eating? Xanax.” @HeaneyDenise lol!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      2. Denise Heaney‏ @HeaneyDenise 3 Oct 2014
        Replying to @ramsaywoodside

        @ramsaywoodside @Marlebean Some days,man, some days...lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Favstar.fm 250★'s‏ @Favstar250 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @Marlebean

        @Marlebean Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/511947534273900544 …

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      1. VitaminC‏ @TakeUrVitC 27 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Marlebean

        @Marlebean @montgomeryzeke all I ever wanted was to be a Mom... Never thought I would HATE that word so much.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      2. z‏ @montgomeryzeke 27 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TakeUrVitC

        @ChelsTXNorton @Marlebean lmao. Glad I don't have kids.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Diane‏ @SAHMof3DSSPSA Feb 19
        Replying to @Marlebean @Cheeseboy22

        With a Mimosa chaser.

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      1. Anya Wolf‏ @awolfawake 16 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Marlebean

        @iwearaonesie and gummy bears that were soaked over night in vodka. Don't forget those!

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      1. Tessa‏ @TessaMcFessa 14 Apr 2016
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        @Marlebean @kirby1217

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      1. Mel‏ @melissa_dondale 26 May 2015
        Replying to @Marlebean

        @Marlebean @mohamudmohamud moms not home today!!lol!!

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      1. krissy‏ @kaylama54674519 20 Feb 2015
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        @Marlebean @Smooheed hahahaha when I hit the space bar my hahaha turned into gasbags

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      1. AmberMarie ✨‏ @kaism0mx3 3 Oct 2014
        Replying to @Marlebean

        “@Marlebean: Mom Mom Mommy Mom Ma MOM MOMMY MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMMMMY What are you eating? Xanax.” 😂😂😂

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      1. Kels‏ @JustKels88 30 Sep 2014
        Replying to @Marlebean

        This me “@Marlebean: Mom Mom Mommy Mom Ma MOM MOMMY MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMMMMY What are you eating? Xanax.”

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      1. DadCAMP‏ @dadcamp 17 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Marlebean

        @Marlebean @DadandBuried oh right, cause prescription meds are funny?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Dad and Buried‏ @DadandBuried 17 Mar 2015
        Replying to @dadcamp

        @dadcamp @Marlebean Jokes are funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. End of conversation
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      1. BUY TICKET lottery‏ @lottery15 23 Sep 2014
        Replying to @Marlebean

        @Marlebean http://ow.ly/BQsIU  http://ow.ly/i/6ZkQI 

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      2. BUY TICKET lottery‏ @lottery15 23 Sep 2014
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        @lottery15 @Marlebean http://ow.ly/BQsMF  http://ow.ly/i/6ZkSO 

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