Mark Thompson

@MarkThompson621

Husband to Lovie. Father of 3. BeerBrain. WineHeart. SingleMaltSoul. Pretend Chef. Southside Cub Fan. HockeyNut. Unrequited Golf Love. Italian-Norwegian-Swede.

Chicago, IL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2016.
Rođen/a 21. lipnja 1967.

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    8. sij

    First time I’ve ever seen someone quit their family, saying it’s to spend more time with their jobs.

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    Just because you put the word “joke” in quotes doesn’t mean a comedian wasn’t joking. Jokes that upset you are not suddenly classified as serious statements just because they upset you. Why is a culture that lines up to watch a clown murder children so polarized over humor?

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    Dude. "We have to fly two people to the U.S. to retrieve the boat we used to send one person to the U.S. without flying" is peak green activism.

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    I’ll watch, but only if the temperature in the studio is 85 degrees, the candidates arrive via electric scooters, and they all eat bugs on live TV to show their commitment to combatting climate change.

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    The citizens of Hong Kong are on the streets fighting for democracy while American citizens are LARPing for attention with the protection of the police.

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    13. kol 2019.

    If your parent is forcing you to watch the daily show because you aren't sufficiently woke by your wine mom's book club's standards, call child protective services

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    7. kol 2019.

    Stop reimagining other people's things and, I dunno, try imagining your own thing for the first fucking time

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    23. srp 2019.

    Sanders Campaign Raises Pay To $700 Per Hour By Laying Off Everyone Except Bernie

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    19. srp 2019.

    Man Drowns As Politically Correct Passengers Struggle To Describe What Just Went Overboard

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    20. srp 2019.

    When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

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    8. srp 2019.
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    Mitch McConnell killed a bill I voted against is a next level galaxy braining a member of Congress says because they know they won’t be challenged on it by a single member of media.

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    19. lip 2019.

    Breakdown of US GDP, based on my 3200 mile survey of interstate billboards: Personal injury lawyers 31% Cracker Barrel/Bob Evans 22% Caves/Caverns 16% Fireworks 14% Adult goods & services 11% Other 6%

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    5. lip 2019.

    We're still years away from AI algorithms smart enough to have human-level double standards

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    30. svi 2019.

    Congratulations to all the Dems remembering the legacy and decorated service of John McCain. You folks did a great job smearing him in 2008.

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    28. svi 2019.

    Hordes of narcissist middle aged tech bros paying $100k to die as a douche-sicle on Mt Everest might be a problem, but like most problems it solves itself

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    18. svi 2019.
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  19. 5. ožu 2019.

    For the second year in a row, one of the things I’m giving up for Lent is Twitter. I’ll work to be more present for my friends and family, and also less reactionary when I return. See you in 40 days.

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    21. velj 2019.

    A powerful True Statement Way To Go Coach Underwood!!!!!!

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