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Mark Schweitzer
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Husband to , dad to Dugan
and Bandit , and the late great Cowboy. Health care worker and proud NOT to be a deplorable person 
Joined March 2009
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I’d like to report a robbery. I saw it live on TV. #NFLRigged
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REMINDER: Social Security cannot by law add even a penny to the deficit.
Any proposal to cut Social Security benefits as a means of deficit reduction is just a ploy to steal your earned benefits!
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Joe Burrow on NBC: "My plan is to be in Cincinnati my whole career. Hopefully Zac is here my whole career. I have a lot of confidence in that. I think we have one of the best front offices in the league and Zac in my opinion, is the best head coach in the league." 🧡🖤 #ThatsMyQB
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How do they do this without laughing?
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Hannity: one of the things I am seeing, and I like seeing, is more diversity in the Republican Party
*Camera pans to room full of old white people*
(via @atrupar)
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My Republican mom will be shocked when Republicans cut her Social Security and Medicare.
I can hear her now: "I never heard anything about this on Fox News."
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There is one young man that I think a lot of us are forgetting to lift up in prayer in the past 72 hours, and that is Tee Higgins of the Cincinnati Bengals. Higgins is beside himself with guilt, and has not left the hospital since Damar Hamlin arrived Monday night.
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Republicans are the party of division, chaos and hate. America is tired of this do nothing band of grifters.
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Just spoke with Damar Hamlin’s uncle. Damar was originally on 100% oxygen and is now down to 50%. Says the family is hanging in there. He thanked Bills fans, and Bengals fans and asked for continued prayers
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My friend was at the Bills game in Cinci and posted this. Incredible.
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A broken party for broken people.
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More evidence of how broken Republicans are! 19 Votes short! Each of them only care about what they get out of it.
Kevin McCarthy falls short in 1st House speaker vote news.yahoo.com/kevin-mc-carth via @Yahoo
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More evidence of how broken Republicans are! 19 Votes short! Each of them only care about what they get out of it.
Kevin McCarthy falls short in 1st House speaker vote news.yahoo.com/kevin-mc-carth via
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Sending our thoughts and prayers to Damar🙏
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The entire City of Cincinnati is sending all of our prayers to Damar Hamlin right now. Our hearts are with you, your family and your friends.
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Massive respect to all the workers out in this weather. This electrician's job helping to restore power isn't for the faint hearted. Esp when he needs to unbuckle for a few seconds 
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And the Libs remain unowned! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Elon Musk net worth: Tesla boss sees biggest loss of wealth in modern history | The Independent
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yay the vaccines work
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Not much left before Elon gets margin called & the stock goes into a death spiral $TSLA. Investors are scrambling to get out while they still can! 😶🌫️
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Damn.
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MAGA needs you to believe this never happened. They want you to forget. Don’t.
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I'm truly sorry your parents didn't know how to love you. It's not too late to get therapy, heal your childhood trauma and be a productive part of humanity.
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Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen. twitter.com/ByronYork/stat…
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We won’t ever forget.
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MAGA wants you to forget they did this. Don’t.
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this man decided the polls aren't going his way so now he's only doing policy polls with his biggest simps 😂
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words …
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Yep! I’m gay.
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Kari Lake makes an obscene gesture to the media for being mean to Trump.
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“I think [Tesla’s] stock is only going to go down from here,” said Catherine Faddis, senior portfolio manager at Fernwood Investment Management. “Elon Musk has damaged his reputation with this Twitter business and all the negative news flow.” $TSLA
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I’m weird too. Because I’m not in a cult.
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Here is something weird about me: I don't have cardboard cutouts of Biden in my front yard. My car isn't plastered with Biden stickers. I didn't buy a cartoon image of Biden in a space suit.
Am I weird or what?
Are you weird too? Or is it just me?
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This woman is a serial adulterer who is now acting like a prude.
Republicans are hypocritical a holes.
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.@Walmart many of your customers in my district are reaching out to me about sex toys being sold in your Dalton store.
They’re extremely upset and absolutely horrified that sex toys are being sold openly right next to children’s toothbrushes!
This is grooming.
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Elon Musk calls himself a free speech absolutist, to justify turning a blind eye to hatred and bigotry on Twitter.
But when journalists report unfavorable news, they are banned without warning.
The devotion to free speech is apparently not that absolute. But the hypocrisy is.
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Does anybody know if these Trump trading cards can be used for cash at Mar-a-Lago’s all you can eat buffet?
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Pathetic. Just so pathetic.
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You won't see a more hilarious video today.
Spread Trump's humiliation everywhere.
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