Mark Jordan’s Tweets

Jun 6, 2019

My #renpy game is out, "I ordered a cute child robot! (I don't like that term. I'm a household android.)" cuterobot.itch.io/i-ordered-a-cu For Linux, Android, Mac, and Windows. Thank you

@renpytom

for making Ren'py! Also thanks to my beta testers.

Oct 27

Wow, 4 years ago I was leading up to the release of my #renpy game about a cute child android! Look for more in the future. #MyTwitterAnniversary cuterobot.itch.io/i-ordered-a-cu

Officiel du gouvernement - Canada

Justin Trudeau

@JustinTrudeau

Aug 31

Mise à jour : une nouvelle ligne d’assistance nationale en cas de crise de santé mentale et pour la prévention du suicide sera lancée l’an prochain. Dès le 30 novembre 2023, vous pourrez appeler ou texter au 9-8-8 pour être dirigés vers ces services – gratuitement, en tout temps.

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Officiel du gouvernement - Canada

Justin Trudeau

@JustinTrudeau

Aug 31

Update: The new national hotline for mental health crisis and suicide prevention will launch next year. As of November 30th, 2023, you will be able to call or text 9-8-8 to be directed to mental health crisis or suicide prevention services – free of charge, at any time of day.

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Alexamenos and his donkey god

@urbanfriendden

Aug 31

the Worst cyberpunk dystopia

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Keffals

@keffals

Aug 30

The campaign begins.

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Small bug release - I ordered a cute child robot! (I don't like that term. I'm a household android.) cuterobot.itch.io/i-ordered-a-cu #indiegames via

Cute Robot got mentioned on a popular forum, and hits have gone way up. One anonymous contributor there mentioned that in the computer versions of the game, there's no "auto forward" option. I...

cuterobot.itch.io

Small bug release

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Apparently! Like I’m baffled as to how else you divide up the stuff you bought together, whether you still want gifts that were given, who’s on the hook financially for couples stuff that was already booked and is now cancelled, what the social media plan is… you gotta debrief!

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Abigail Thorn

@PhilosophyTube

Aug 20

what started as a lovely conversation about oysters has turned into me getting absolutely roasted in the group chat

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Silver Spook Games

@SilvrSpookGames

Mar 17

Neofeud is a #cyberpunk game where a social worker for homeless robots, an ex-con & a socialist princess fight a cabal of post-human CEO / Kings Get Neofeud 1 & help me finish NF2! (Pictured) store.steampowered.com/app/673850/Neo #indie #gamedev #indiedev #scifi #adventuregame #visualnovel

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itch.io

@itchio

Mar 14

The Bundle for Ukraine, organized by

@necrosofty

, has crossed 5 million dollars raised! Just under 4 days remain to pick up your bundle before it's gone! itch.io/b/1316/bundle-

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Bad Ending | I Ordered A Cute Child Robot! #6

Mar 6

"you're not high risk why are you still being so careful"

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I thought Haniety was done, but now he posted a bad end! Bad Ending | I Ordered A Cute Child Robot! #6 youtu.be/qWMrZlSP62c via

@YouTube

youtube.com

It's the future. You are a computer professional. You decide to customize and buy a childlike sentient android. Five years of service are included. After tha...

I Ordered A Cute Robot! | I Ordered A Cute Child Robot! #1

Jan 16

plan on doing exactly that in four days, when I somehow will be forced to recognize the 10th anniversary of my first commercial game

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@Chris_Grosse

Jan 15

Age yourself with a computer game.

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Oh nice, someone posted a video of playing my game. Thanks, Haniety! I look forward to part 2. youtube.com/watch?v=AWLXGm #renpy #playthrough

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It's the future. You are a computer professional. You decide to customise and buy a childlike sentient android. Five years of service are included. After tha...

Nov 4, 2021

Oh wow, about 3 years since I started working on my free game, "I ordered a cute child robot! (I don't like that term. I'm a household android.)" cuterobot.itch.io/i-ordered-a-cu #MyTwitterAnniversary

Oct 20, 2021

This is now a thread for all the extremely normal player titles I've seen playing Melty Blood online

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Sep 25, 2021

controversial opinion: things should enter the public domain

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Sep 21, 2021

My lesbian road trip RPG Get in the Car, Loser! is NOW AVAILABLE! Join Sam Anon on a trip to save the world from an ancient evil, flirt in the backseat, and hit every diner along the road. The main game is free on Steam and Itch… store.steampowered.com/app/938860/Get loveconquersallgames.itch.io/getinthecarlos

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Sep 1, 2021

a mere $854 to go to unlock a free and open source retro software 3D engine for the modern era! kickstarter.com/projects/eniko it's so close! please consider backing to make this a reality 🙏

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Aug 24, 2021

The kickstarter for Coding History 3D is live! Back and find out how old 3D renderers worked and how to code your own, including sprite based dungeons, pseudo 3D racers, raycasting, mode 7, voxels, and DOOM & Build renderers: kickstarter.com/projects/eniko Retweets much appreciated

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Missouri governor doesn’t want door-to-door vaccine help

Jul 10, 2021

Look at this motherfucker.

@GovParsonMO

is a monster

apnews.com

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Federal officials are pushing back after Missouri Gov. Mike Parson said he doesn't want government employees going door-to-door in his state to urge people to get vaccinated,...

itch.io

@itchio

Jun 30, 2021

Ultra Hat Dimension: Solve puzzles using hats, get punched! Now 40% off on the #itchsummersale! eniko.itch.io/uhd?ac=qfCyYFQ by

@enichan

Iain Garner will not be leaving Taipei for a while

Jul 2, 2021

2 shot pfizer is 88% effective at preventing symptomatic covid from delta and I don't think people realize that 12% means a 1 in 8 chance of symptomatic covid if you get exposed when fully vaccinated

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@NeonIain

Jul 2, 2021

Dad, step mum, and little brother all have Covid. Dad and Step mum were both vaccinated. Be careful out there, this isn't over.

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Into Dolls a Normal Amount (Fauna!)

Jul 8, 2021

I fear for all my peers who are being forced to attend pax in order to keep their jobs

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@Psilocervine

Jul 8, 2021

idk how to tell you this but you probably shouldn't go to pax this september

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renpytom

@renpytom

May 22, 2021

One of the big things about Ren'Py's GUI system is that it tries to address three kinds of people. Out of the box, Ren'Py is designed to have a generic GUI that doesn't really clash to much with any sort of content. So if you don't spend any effort, it sorta works.

Dec 19, 2020

Way more importantly, though, I’m finally on break! For an entire week!! Maybe… I’ll even play a videogame

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Wow, that long since I got to the level of working on my #renpy #visualnovel that I decided I needed a Twitter to promote it!

Oct 15, 2020

"Virtual assistant, turn office on." "Nothing is playing right now." "No, not 'turn off this song'... I guess we're not quite at the level of household androids yet."

Rude Ghost

@RudeGhost

Oct 13, 2020

We wanted to show our #visualnovel element off! Look at the amazing BG that our artist

@Sberrynightmare

made for Pixel Puzzle Makeout League! #IndieGame #PuzzleGame

Oct 13, 2020

Wow, I've had more browser plays than downloads now. If you're considering whether to make your #renpy game playable via browser, I recommend it!

@itchio

makes it easy.

Travis Taborek

@AmAVagabond

Oct 2, 2020

Happy #Devtober! Let the games begin! Send me your screenshots and I'll promote/retweet them.

Aaric

@aaric_aardwolf

Oct 1, 2020

I was an Evangelical Christian Republican Cop. Now I'm none of those things. What changed? (a looong thread)

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renpytom

@renpytom

Oct 2, 2020

Disclaimer: The Ren'Py license doesn't guarantee you waking up in an alternate world if you're run over. See the NO WARRANTY bit.

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ds-sans

@dssansVN

Oct 2, 2020

pov: you're a visual novel developer working on an isekai spin-off

Sep 26, 2020

Okay we'll give up without trying but ONLY if you super duper pinky promise not to do a coup

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@reset_by_peer

Sep 26, 2020

Just an FYI, Senate Democrats have already given up on trying to stop the new SC judge from being seated and decided to go with plan B: groveling.

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Travis Taborek

@AmAVagabond

Sep 21, 2020

If you could magically fix or improve one thing about your #indiegame, what would it be and why?

I ordered a cute child robot!

@cutechildrobot

Mar 25, 2020

Hello Twitter! This is the official account for I ordered a cute robot! (I don't like that term, I'm a household android), a free #visualnovel made using #renpy. It's free on #itchio and you can check it out the link. We'd love to get some feedback!

cuterobot.itch.io

I ordered a cute child robot! (I don't like that term. I'm a household android.) by cuterobot

You purchase a childlike sentient android. Your choices determine where the story goes from there. Play in your browser

I made a small change two days ago from the Opera browser and saved my project. Apparently, Opera doesn't show the "playable in browser" option, and the "Run Game" option disappeared. I edited...

Mar 17, 2020

I updated the project two days ago and broke the web-playable version. Oops! I just fixed it. Also, I hit 1500 downloads today! Thank you for your support. cuterobot.itch.io/i-ordered-a-cu #renpy #visualnovel

cuterobot.itch.io

Online Version Fixed

Mar 15, 2020

so we're panic buying bidets now huh wonder what's next on the panic buying agenda