Mark Horseman

@MarkHorseman

“A fiery ball of incessant Canadianisms.” — My tweets are my own and do not represent anyone else. He/Him

Edmonton, Alberta
Inscrit en juillet 2009
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  1. Tweet épinglé
    2 sept. 2020

    Read my article on The Gamification of Data Governance via

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  3. il y a 18 heures

    Also, 99% of apps are hot garbage, designed with all the UI grace and civility of an angry monkey that's eaten a gallon of hot-sauce.

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  4. il y a 18 heures

    Things that make me create an account and login to do shit drive me nuts. "You can order a pizza if you create an account" -- No guest login, no business. I frigging hate logging into all your different junk.

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  6. a retweeté
    20 avr. 2020

    Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

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  7. 18 nov.

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  8. 17 nov.

    Mark's Pro-Tip: Write using consistent style such that an AI can take over your email inbox.

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  9. 17 nov.

    Day 3 (and final day) of dead furnace. We've been managing to keep the house warm-ish (~60F) between the fireplace, planning meals around baking, and some very small space heaters. -- California in a couple weeks for a conference will be a nice change.

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  10. 15 nov.

    The snow hath begun -- Time to pack the emergency shovel into the Mustang!

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  11. a retweeté
    15 nov.

    Check out the Data Governance Guiding Principles from the DGI. These principles are imbued in all successful DG & Stewardship programs, processes, and projects, and help stakeholders come together to resolve data-related conflicts

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  12. a retweeté
    9 nov.

    Saskatchewan explained Required viewing before coming to Trials?

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  13. 8 nov.

    Metadata is the new chocolate. -- Someone print this on a T-Shirt...

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  14. 8 nov.

    "Can I get permissions to ... " - "No"

    What is the default answer when asking a DBA if a change can go into production? NO.
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  15. 8 nov.

    Anyone know how to get your proof of vaccination in your Apple Wallet in Alberta? I'm flying on business in a couple weeks and I don't feel comfortable with this flimsy self-printed paper thing.

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  16. a retweeté
    6 nov.

    I’m retweeting this every time I see it.

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    1 ON 4! CONNOR MCDAVID - ARE YOU KIDDING???
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  17. 5 nov.

    Hey cool kids, when setting up a teams meeting, is there a way to set it up such that chat is automatically muted? Is there a setting somewhere?

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  18. 3 nov.

    I did my first in-person presentation for a hybrid event yesterday. The biggest challenge for me was eye-contact with both in-person and on-line folks. It'll take getting used to, but it was odd the first time out.

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  19. 30 oct.

    I’m seeing Dune again tomorrow. You should see it too. I stand by my statement that it’s the prettiest movie ever made.

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  20. a retweeté
    27 oct.

    Thoughts on Consultant Certifications

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  21. a retweeté
    26 oct.

    BREAKING: Albertans narrowly vote against permanently switching to daylight saving time.

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