@MarkGSparrow @ajcdeane It would be a bit awkward trying to Tweet them about a crime, while being mugged/punched/stabbed/shot.
‘Thanks for calling Police Scotland. All our officers are busy on Twitter right now. If you’re ringing to report a murder, please press 1.’
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@RobLawfordUK@ajcdeane Im not suggesting anyone should. A crime needs to be properly reported via 999 if it’s an emergency.
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@LeighAnneGordo2 That’s the attitude. It’s just words on a screen from a big mouth. :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarkGSparrow well said sir -
@JamesDo24914230 Sad I should have to make that joke. Scotland brought so much to the Union. I hate to see this kind of thing going on.
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@geom66 That’s already on speed dial.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarkGSparrow@lambandflag99 'If you're about to commit a murder....press 2.'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarkGSparrow@susanas4321 Sounds like 'Scot Squad'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarkGSparrow "... Please press 1 & report with an offensive word for us to respond."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarkGSparrow@DinoFancellu More like this: For complaints about twitter dial emergency 999. For murder and less serious incidents dial 101Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarkGSparrow Some of them may be helping a confused T P-T negotiate airport security or helping round up a seal..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarkGSparrow I gather the vehicle which moved the jock nurse to London has been re-routed on the return journey - going via BATH. Hide nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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