Mark ne-Francois-pas MP  

@MarkFrancois12

🇬🇧NOT THE REAL MARK FRANCOIS 🇬🇧MP FOR RAYLEIGH & WICKFORD 🇬🇧EX TA CATERING 🇬🇧ERG ENFORCER 🇬🇧FOUNDER OF THINK, TANK! 🇬🇧 IMPERIAL 🍻🍻

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2019.

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    The Official History of Brexit - A Thread Brexit began in 6500 BC when Doggerland was submerged in the North Sea. To regulate access for booze cruises to the continent, Ancient Britons invented a Blue Passport (from the Latin Pass- proper and Port -patriot). Things ran smoothly.

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  3. Who else puts their cagoule over their head when it's windy and pretends they're in the 6th Airborne dropping into Normandy for D-Day?

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    Odgovor korisnicima
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  6. Surprised its this low to be honest. Post-Brexit, the influx of people moving to England from non-English speaking counties like Yorkshire can be properly addressed.

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  8. OK , guess you're busy, pleases tell your delivery driver if you're not doing it to leave behind the empty cans of Monster next to the military gnomes.

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    After a lot of careful thought and consideration, I'm suggesting we save time in schools by getting rid of chemistry, physics, biology and turn them into one simple subject: common sense.

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  10. I am completely opposed to arbitrary targets for weird ideological crusades.

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  11. Hi , I'm waiting on an Airfix Messerschmitt Bf109e that I ordered last week to celebrate Brexit. I can't afford to take another day off work waiting in to collect it. Please advise.

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  12. Has anyone one here been to Academia? Everyone I've met from there is a wally. I presume it's in Europe.

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  13. Tweet je nedostupan.
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  14. The French call their fish poison, which can be lethal. We named ours after a weather forecaster. I know which country I'd rather be from.

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    To enhance our chances of success in upcoming trade negotiations I'm suggesting: 'The Quorn Laws'. Tariffs on all vegan and vegetarian food, imported and domestic, so that we can stop being a nation of softies and get back to eating proper food like turkey twizzlers and kebab.

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  17. I just put my oven ready trade deal in the microwave and it blew up. 🙄

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  18. I am biased, but I reckon has just made of the great speeches of his premiership. No British leader has given such a full-throated and comprehensive defence of free trade since, perhaps, Gladstone’s time.

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    REPEAL THE QUORN LAWS

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  20. After a lot of careful thought and consideration, I'm suggesting we save time in schools by getting rid of chemistry, physics, biology and turn them into one simple subject: common sense.

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  21. Thrilled to see 'daily Bomber Command flypasts over primary schools' becoming part of the national discourse! Shame 'daily cans of Monster for the under tens' isn't getting the same hearing.

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