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    Mark Duplass Verified account ‏@MarkDuplass 21 Jun 2013

    People who tell other people about their dreams, in long-winded detail, need to be thrown into a cold body of water.

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    1:21 PM - 21 Jun 2013
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      1. John Green ‏@johngreen 21 Jun 2013

        @MarkDuplass ...of "functional adult I'll hang out with" is "person who understands one's dreams are only interesting to one's self."

        1 retweet 5 likes
      2. Mark Duplass ‏@MarkDuplass 21 Jun 2013

        @realjohngreen well said. See u at eight o'clock. I had the craziest fucking dream.

        2 retweets 6 likes
    1. John Green ‏@johngreen 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass I have a theory that those people have this fundamental lack of empathy that can never be bridged. Like my working definition..

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      1. John Green ‏@johngreen 21 Jun 2013

        @MarkDuplass (Insert standard sex dream exception here.)

        2 retweets 12 likes
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    2. Andrew Jones ‏@jonesyandrew 21 Jun 2013

      @ReelChanger Or your sister-in-law?

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Tim Popple ‏@VoxPopple 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass I had a dream about that the other day...

      0 retweets 1 like
    4. Second Impression ‏@2impression 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass So anyway, last night I was flying on the back of a golden hydra through the nordstrom rack plus sized women's section when...

      0 retweets 0 likes
    5. Erica Pascalides ‏@epascalides 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass some of us feel the need to marvel at the sheer ability to have dreams after so many years of pot use... Bless.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Patrick Carman ‏@patrickcarman 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass My wife does this all the time. Smile and nod. Smile and nod.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Jamie Sims ‏@simsjamie 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass the same goes for those that go to the gym and have diets.

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    8. Dianne Eulalie ‏@dxp7 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass I once dreamt I could talk to elephants. #dreams

      0 retweets 0 likes
    9. Brendan McNamara ‏@fireballfilms 21 Jun 2013

      DUDE! @MarkDuplass I JUST Had this dream where YOU threw me in the Atlantic in January because I wouldn't join the polar bear club on their-

      0 retweets 0 likes
    10. japh ‏@dirtyspoons 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass are you including aspirations and nightmares?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    11. John Toole ‏@howdoyouscareab 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass I had a dream about being thrown into a cold body of water

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    12. Jonathan Yefet ‏@JYefet 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass and people who tell other people about their nightmares in long-winded detail deserve to be thrown in a hot pit of fire.

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    13. Courtney Knittel ‏@CourtneyKnittel 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass and cement shoes

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    14. Jamon ‏@JWOppy 21 Jun 2013

      @MarkDuplass don't search for MLK jr. speech on youtube...

      0 retweets 0 likes

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