@MarkDuplass ...of "functional adult I'll hang out with" is "person who understands one's dreams are only interesting to one's self."
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@realjohngreen well said. See u at eight o'clock. I had the craziest fucking dream.
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@MarkDuplass I have a theory that those people have this fundamental lack of empathy that can never be bridged. Like my working definition.. -
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@MarkDuplass (Insert standard sex dream exception here.) - Show more
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@ReelChanger Or your sister-in-law? -
@MarkDuplass I had a dream about that the other day... -
@MarkDuplass So anyway, last night I was flying on the back of a golden hydra through the nordstrom rack plus sized women's section when... -
@MarkDuplass some of us feel the need to marvel at the sheer ability to have dreams after so many years of pot use... Bless. -
@MarkDuplass My wife does this all the time. Smile and nod. Smile and nod. -
@MarkDuplass the same goes for those that go to the gym and have diets. -
@MarkDuplass I once dreamt I could talk to elephants.#dreams -
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@MarkDuplass I JUST Had this dream where YOU threw me in the Atlantic in January because I wouldn't join the polar bear club on their- -
@MarkDuplass are you including aspirations and nightmares? -
@MarkDuplass I had a dream about being thrown into a cold body of water -
@MarkDuplass and people who tell other people about their nightmares in long-winded detail deserve to be thrown in a hot pit of fire. -
@MarkDuplass and cement shoes -
@MarkDuplass don't search for MLK jr. speech on youtube...
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