Mark Duplass
JB, travel-sized
@MarkDuplass Oh, I've been doing it wrong. I usually can't wait to share it.
I love when women get embarrassed and then laugh/share it with their closest friends. Most men just shame-spiral silently in the corner.
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@MarkDuplass chronic butthurt disorder: men feeling slighted when they still cant get what they want despite having the ultimate privilege. -
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@MarkDuplass that's why men are stupid and we RULE.
Also, hi! 
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@GrlNamedSwapnil@MarkDuplass If they rule, why then do they make 77 cents for every 1 dollar that the stupid ones make? I kid. I kid.
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@MarkDuplass have to externalize it or it comes back in the dead of night on a random Tuesday to haunt us until we breakdown in shame tears -
@MarkDuplass shame spiral into a shame nap -
@MarkDuplass I've told people I've shat myself loads of times! -
@MarkDuplass go ahead and call me a man then. -
@MarkDuplass we share in the hopes that someone will one-up us -
@MarkDuplass We go home and masturbate. Usually.Silently.
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