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    Mark Duplass Verified account ‏@MarkDuplass Jun 27

    If u r eating habanero salsa and u sneeze, do NOT close your mouth. That salsa will come thru your nose. And this will be the end of you.

    • Retweets 63
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    10:34 AM - 27 Jun 2016
    63 retweets 484 likes
    1. natalie tran ‏@natalietran Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass didn't even realise there was an upside to this. Thanks!

      0 retweets 4 likes
    2. Greg Tamura ‏@greg_tamura Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass the best part of breakfast burritos, is habinero in your nose.

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. FAT PURPLE SHITHEAD ‏@wisepunk Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass no need for flonase for the next 2 weeks.

      0 retweets 1 like
    4. Ocular Nervosa ‏@ocularnervosa Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass I knew a guy who did that with a jalapeno seed, which got stuck in his sinus. He confessed to everything before they got it out

      0 retweets 0 likes
    5. Tyler Schnabel ‏@tylerschnabel Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass Habanero's for breakfast?!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    6. James Allen Grady ‏@JamesAllenGrady Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass @jess_in_la also don't breath while crunching on ghost chili corn chips...

      0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Robyn Huffels ‏@robynhuffels Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass I can attest to this.

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    8. constance ‏@toshiandbabette Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass a carbonated beverage is not good either. my sinuses fizzed for days!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    9. James Konczos ‏@KonczosJames Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass sound advice

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    10. Aledog1 ‏@Aledog1 Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass rip

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    11. Brian Wilson ‏@notmypetsounds Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass I spent time to re-work this tweet so it reads better and doesn't require abbreviation. Also, I'm a fucking blast at parties.

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    12. TheExDebOfLastYear ‏@ExDeb Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass Thanks for the warning 😂

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    13. Colleen Maciag ‏@cahness Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass how do you come back from something like that?

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    14. Marissa ‏@yunatron Jun 27

      @MarkDuplass I hope you weren't wearing white Mark.

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