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Sci-fi and Fantasy author. THE HELM OF MIDNIGHT out NOW! ACTIVATION DEGRADATION out NOW! She/her. Repped by
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Course, I'm playing two characters, and when rolling as my very poised, dignified tiefling, I unfortunately netted her a nat 1 and made her drop a book and trip over herself on an arcana check, so...
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Alex: You...you weren't supposed to take out all those things that easily.
Me: I thought you were going easy on me cuz I'm still new.
Alex: You sliced a mimic in half. With your bare hands.
Me: So?
Alex: You're a level one rock Gnome.
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Alex and I finally picked up the single player D&D campaign he organized for me once again.
And once again he keeps being surprised at all my nat 20s and critical hits.
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#librarytwitter looking for gently used teen manga series,to be donated for a manga club we are starting in April. These will be giveaways to the teens that come to the program. Large downtown urban #library that struggles to get teens due to lack of parking/not near transit stop
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My co-author is as extremely *not* online as I am online, so trying to explain why this is our project in a nutshell will be a feat.
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Weirdly, specifically relevant to my current project.
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Got accidentally sucked into Chasing Papi, which I'd never even heard of before, but it was a fun comedy of errors (my favorite kind) with big 90s vibes (made in 2003, but close enough).
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I have to assume the instinct that makes my cat want to get *behind* the books on the bookshelf is the same instinct that makes humans look for Narnia in the back of wardrobes.
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Get select preorder titles for 25% off now through the 27th at Barnes & Noble, including THE CAGE OF DARK HOURS! Use promo code PREORDER25 at checkout. (cc: , )
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Incredibly underrated ice cream toppings: honey and jam.
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Course, a truce makes it sound like both parties were engaged in battle, when in reality it's just been Murder Cat menacing the dog.
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Is this a truce?
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The Strange Beast Tarot is LIVE. It is a hand-painted watercolor bestiary, full of the marks and stray lines of hand-craft, of odd forms, curious gods, and creatures who are unsure about their place in this universe.
crowdfundr.com/strangebeast
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Aaaaand I had to redo the tweet anyway because it was missing an *essential* word.
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Get select preorder titles for 25% off now through the 27th at Barnes & Noble, including THE CAGE OF DARK HOURS! Use promo code PREORDER25 at checkout. (cc: , )
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Me (scrambling to make a promo graphic at the last second): I am a professional.
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THE CAGE OF DARK HOURS by
2/14/23
- bi MC, pan second, queernorm world
- done vanquishing a murderous mask?
- let's see what other myths might be true
- like these horrors from children's stories
- sequel to THE HELM OF MIDNIGHT
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All rebellions end. The concluding novel to my debut epic fantasy trilogy, SAVAGE CROWNS, is coming June 13th wherever you buy books. You still have time to preorder AND catch up on the first two novels! Please spread the word!
Order the entire series: amzn.to/3ksVtce
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Twitter used to be so great for breaking news. 😩
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Weird how the McGonigal arrest can't be found under 'for you' 'trending' or the 'news' tab for me, but the M&Ms nonsense is there. Looked it up in search, definitely looks like his name is getting enough traffic to trend, so...?
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Got my Cage of Dark Hours author copies! Still time to preorder yours!
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Malacologists about to become too powerful.
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Finished copies of THE CAGE OF DARK HOURS are loose in the world! Cover art by @raqmo even more bangin' in person!
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Finished copies of THE CAGE OF DARK HOURS are loose in the world! Cover art by @raqmo even more bangin' in person!
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I will also readily accept book sales.
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And occasionally, women demand both. (It's me, I'm women.)
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How does one deal with Instagram spam? Just block heavily? I already turned of messaging, but like 1/2 the comments I get are 'promote it on___!' spam comments.
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Really sad, devastating news. A water pipe burst on Friday and ruined a LOT of books at Third World Press, the country's oldest Black-owned publishing company.
They've launched a flood fund to get back on their feet. Please consider donating.
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Finished copies of THE CAGE OF DARK HOURS are loose in the world! Cover art by even more bangin' in person!
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Okay, but I've finishedy aviation and now I want tea and I can't get up.
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I guess this is Friday night in the Lostetter household from now on.
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(I know, all, I know.)
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"Me or the PS5" keeps trending, and I'm just like, my husband would never make me choose, so 🤷🏻
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The whole shebang was pretty cute.❤❤❤
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She was defeated by slight of hand, and that is amazeballs.
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This is basically the Gandalf and Saruman fight. The Two Towers lifted this fight!
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*Triple* Wilhelm scream!
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Double Wilhelm scream!
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