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#SandiBall I'm too bummed over webseries this dumpster fire of a world@MamaWinters: Let me put a little something together real quickpic.twitter.com/GlgPp26OyT
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All beach bodies are good beach bodies with the exception of the body of the creature that washed up on the beach of Narragansett, Rhode Island in the winter of 1933 and the strange occurrences in the night that followed.
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Me: This is upsetting Person: What's upsetting? Me: *points at everything*
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It is SO weird when your personal life is great but everything in the country is terrible.
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I am... Exhausted.
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Rudy divorcing the woman he married after dating her while still married to his second wife whom he married after having married his cousin. This all makes perfect sense because of conservative family values.http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/381680-rudy-giulianis-wife-files-for-divorce …
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Both my eyes are twitching and I want to reach through my computer and break that thinghttps://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/973580152587288582 …
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Speech writing is more fun when you do it to the tune of the Hamilton Polka Why, yes, I'm a very serious, politically inclined woman starting Law School in the Fall...
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Congress has passed more legislation to control which bathroom you poop in than they have to control guns.
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america’s next top panic attack
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Me? Missing my red hair? It's more likely than you think.pic.twitter.com/gcTUvl58sN
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State of the Uh, nope.
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racism is so wild man you got a black man who becomes president & some of these white evangelicals spend eight years calling him the literal reincarnation of the devil meanwhile trump is doing somersaults through moral scandals & they change it up to say “no one is perfect”
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any time you hear an immigrant speaking broken english and you feel like laughing, just remember that you took spanish for 4 years and you still struggle to speak a coherent sentence
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The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them
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“Keep politics out of music” is a fun way to say, “I want to benefit from your experiences without having to consider the tragedy behind how you got them.”
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Oh and then there's the three pre Debate finals events, starting this week!
@MissIzzyC has been channeling@TheNatMorello except Nat never quoted HSM to get me to focus! (I do need to "get my head in the game" though)Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
College Senioritis is worse than High School Senioritis I want to ditch everything which is hilarious because uuuuh, LAW SCHOOL, THIS SEPTEMBER, can't go there without this pesky graduation thing!
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