I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off — with a pen, on paper — that I’m not a robot.
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Marci Robin
@MarciRobin
Beauty editor, writer, adequate singer.
Lake Worth, FLJoined December 2008
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I tweeted this nearly a decade ago. Approximately once a year, someone has the same realization, googles their two names, finds this tweet, and replies with unbridled enthusiasm. I love it.
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Eric Bogosian and Anthony @Bourdain have the same voice!
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A Wilhelm scream supercut, but replace all the Wilhelm screams with the 2004 Howard Dean scream.
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Gene Kelly would have been 110 today! Let’s celebrate by remembering the time I ruined this iconic “Singin’ in the Rain” clip by putting “What a Girl Wants” over it.
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It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift
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I had a dream that someone tried to convince me Bonnie is short for Rebonca.
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Why do stock photographers think women wear a towel on their head for like 50% of their waking lives?
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My favorite thing about Dusty Springfield’s “The Look of Love” is how the saxophonist sounds like he was punched in the gut approximately seven seconds before his solo.
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That “When Calls the Heart” show on Hallmark takes place in the early 1900s?! Why does everyone look like they just left a Drybar in their Kohl’s pea coats?
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So many things I thought “Jews don’t do” were actually just my mom’s extremely specific opinions
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one thing about growing up without an immediate community of people who share your culture is that you think some of the wild things your abuela did were "Mexican" but it turns out no she was just out of her mind
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Yes, hello, Twitter? Hi, yes, I would like to formally request a mashup of ’s “Hazard” and Belinda Carlisle’s “Circle in the Sand.” And yes, I do realize it’s nearly 2022. Thank you.
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was fact-checking a tweet and when I reopened Safari I was like “wait I thought it was in retrograde”
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This looks like Harry is her hairdresser and he’s looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers.
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My boyfriend can’t say “Channing Tatum” but so far he has said:
Canning Tattum
Taytum Chaytum
Caytum Taytum
Chayten Tanning
Channing Caytum
Channem Tatum
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My legacy.
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All I hear is @MarciRobin in my edits “SMOKY NOT SMOKEY”
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Boomer women began their adult lives being told never to look old—now, many have embraced aging well. What changed? marthastewart.com/8149179/succes
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Replying to @MarciRobin
your marbles are still there
Semisonic did a lovely cover of that song, I’m very proud of it
B-side on “Singing in My Sleep” single maybe?
I can’t find Semisonic’s cover of the Hollies’ “Air That I Breathe” and I’m starting to think maybe there wasn’t a Semisonic cover of the Hollies’ “Air That I Breathe” and that I dreamt the whole thing. have I fully lost my marbles?
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I was just called a donkey sandwich over a three-year-old tweet.
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I got to interview theeeee for the August issue of and she is as delightful as she looks in this friggin’ amazing photo.
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There are many ways to discover your true self but my favorite method is unwittingly taking the entire length of KT Tunstall’s “Suddenly I See” to open a new pickle jar.
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I’m 42 years old but when I hear that someone is within three years of my age I still classify them along the lines of “they were a freshman when I was a junior.”
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This is what I picture in my head whenever radio stations say they have “the best mix of 80s, 90s, and today”. It’s been today for 21 years. You can’t keep getting away with this.
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Sorry for not tweeting much lately and then tweeting about boob itches and vomiting within the span of a few hours.
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OK, so if pooping a little when you fart is a shart, what is it called when you throw up a little when you burp? Frankly, I do the latter much more often and would like to know the accepted terminology.
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I can’t explain it, but scratching an itch on your boob by reaching into your shirt is less gauche than scratching it over your shirt.
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Does it make sense to you that I always think Brendan is plural for more than one Brandon
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I can’t believe it took this long for one of the judges to guess that Robopine is Tyrese. HELLO?! And come on, a jam jar clue? It seems pretty obvious!
Anyway, The Masked Singer is the only thing that makes me feel feelings anymore.
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Is it just me or were these unknown ancestors of mine definitely the real-life Morticia and Gomez Addams?
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Came to Twitter to see if anyone else thinks Robopine(?) is Tyrese and it appears EVERYONE does.
I will never forgive The Masked Singer for making me type sentences like that.
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I’ve been collecting plants for maybe a month and I’m already coming up with truly terrible plant jokes.
Wanna hear the worst one?
PEACE LILY IS THE NEW BYE FELICIA.
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