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    Marc Caputo‏Verified account @MarcACaputo 11 Sep 2020

    When you measure the drapes, it can be easy to lose your footing

    5:16 PM - 11 Sep 2020
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      2. S.V. Dáte‏Verified account @svdate 11 Sep 2020
        Replying to @MarcACaputo

        I've been trying to find the hidden meaning in this.... And then it occurred to me you might have just fallen off a stool while measuring for drapes.

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      3. Fred Grimm‏Verified account @grimm_fred 12 Sep 2020
        Replying to @svdate @MarcACaputo

        Marc is the Miami maestro of the mystifying metaphor.

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      1. Andrew Smith‏ @amsmith300 11 Sep 2020
        Replying to @MarcACaputo

        Is this a Seinfeld proctologist episode reference. One in a million shot.

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      1. ArekSarkissian‏Verified account @ArekSarkissian 11 Sep 2020
        Replying to @MarcACaputo

        Deleted my tweet because I meant to say I thought it was the drapes that don’t match the car...never mind.

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      2. F.Rodas‏ @NYCRoda5 11 Sep 2020
        Replying to @MarcACaputo

        didn't realize you were such a Nuggets fan

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      3. Marc Caputo‏Verified account @MarcACaputo 12 Sep 2020
        Replying to @NYCRoda5

        Just wanted to share some interior design tips

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      1.  💀Bob Lynch 💀‏Verified account @Bob4Florida 11 Sep 2020
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        The trick is being tall

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      1. #MAGAs=DomesticTerrorist‏ @AlanMayUSA 12 Sep 2020
        Replying to @MarcACaputo

        When you manipulate COVID data to coinside with the desires of a corrupt oval office occupant Americans will never know the true extent of the disease. Marc Caputo in true Trump manner has politicized communications from the CDC. Under Trump and Caputo, the CDC can't be trusted.

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