Mara Wilson
Sometimes I stare too long at single dads
I'm not so much "not looking for a relationship right now" as I am "waiting for all the good guys to get divorced"
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Also, does anyone have a gif of Joan Jett saying "Hello, Boys!" in Bad Reputation because I feel like I could make good use of that
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@MaraWritesStuff Good guys won't get divorced -
"Sometimes stuff just doesn't work out, you know? Like me and Karen." RT
@BrewCA Good guys won't get divorced - View other replies
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@MaraWritesStuff My mom once looked at me thoughtfully and said "You know, I bet you're going to marry someone's ex husband." -
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@MaraWritesStuff this is why I date younger. -
@noveldevice looks like a plan!@MaraWritesStuff -
@CoquiTalksTrash@MaraWritesStuff you know I like the tenderonis.
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@MaraWritesStuff@Sickayduh just did it she cried loads and threw her birthday cake at me. Wait! You're rich, Right? -
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@MaraWritesStuff: I'm not so much "not looking for a relationship right now" as I am "waiting for all the good guys to get divorced"” -
@MaraWritesStuff Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/521742388235362304 … -
@MaraWritesStuff Or realize their choice of being born gay was wrong. -
@MaraWritesStuff oooo. this doesn't work. if you listen to anyone, listen to me. THIS DOES NOT WORK. -
@MaraWritesStuff my mom always told me all the good guys are either taken or gay so I became gay -
@MaraWritesStuff Change “guys” to “women” and you just wrote my relationship manifesto.
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