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@MaraWritesStuff

Childhood ruiner, retweet curator. Now appearing in your clickbait. Pre-order my book WHERE AM I NOW? here:

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Joined October 2011
Born on July 24
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 2

    I am honored to have my book, WHERE AM I NOW?, excerpted in ! Get it now for free!

    120 retweets 742 likes
  2. Jul 4

    My drag name is Donald Trump

    90 retweets 359 likes
  3. Jul 2

    How to Know if He Really Likes You: You Don't Feel Any Need to Click on This Headline

    147 retweets 375 likes
  4. 2 hours ago

    If Carrie could've held it together through high school she would've become a comedy writer

    286 retweets 1,269 likes
  5. Jul 4

    Style icon

    26 retweets 41 likes
  6. 19 May 2015

    Never have I ever shared my life with another human being lol

    67 retweets 297 likes
  7. 14 hours ago

    Dishonest media trying to say Roxie is sweetest little jazz killer in Chicago! The name on everybody's lips is gonna be Velma! Sad!

    208 retweets 572 likes
  8. 24 hours ago

    Why does Donald Trump want to fuck America so badly? Doesn't he know she's over 200 years old?

    199 retweets 828 likes
  9. Jul 3

    I hope everyone got to throw a ping pong ball into a plastic cup today, just like the Founding Fathers would've wanted

    299 retweets 788 likes
  10. 14 hours ago

    Safe in Jupiter's embrace. Go !

    310 retweets 425 likes
  11. Jul 4

    Being an expat I knew I was disconnected from politics but I didn't know we turned into a cake

    1 retweet 38 likes
  12. Jul 4

    it could be like a magic eight ball, you shake the cube and a baby name comes up

    2 retweets 81 likes
  13. Jul 4

    This Friday! Join & friends for a night of comedy benefiting ! $5 Off with code Yana5!

    6 retweets 44 likes
  14. Jul 4

    Yeah, I just wish they had been more sensitive to my gay alien cult following

    I didn't realise they referenced you in American Dad as well as clickbait
    8 retweets 143 likes
  15. Jul 4

    so is america

    4 retweets 47 likes
  16. Jul 4

    Facebook: where bestiality is more socially acceptable than dyeing your hair

    21 retweets 172 likes
  17. 23 Mar 2015

    *drinks 1 bottle of water* man i am so good at taking care of myself i mean wow

    2,603 retweets 4,125 likes
  18. Jul 4

    why do u want "the last laugh" that means everyone else is dead so either ur like "haha world death!" or "haha I lost everything im not ok!"

    48 retweets 245 likes
  19. Jul 4

    What the hell is wrong with Facebook

    102 retweets 555 likes
  20. Jul 4

    I like puppy dogs. Not for eating, no, for huggling and snuggling

    4 retweets 62 likes
  21. Jul 4

    Well that's one way to brand yourself

    18 retweets 203 likes

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