a criminal case is actually not very much like baking chocolate chip cookies???
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no its exactly the same, the stakes are exactly the same. before each time you bake chocolate chip cookies, you choke an adult man to death in front of witnesses on a street corner
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Also, baking substitutions are extremely common, so his analogy doesn’t hold up AT ALL.
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My favourite is using banana in place of eggs
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This guy has clearly never baked
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I disagree. His closing arguments make it sound like he's baked right now.
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This... yeah, it doesn’t hold up.
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Uhg, he's the worst. Just listening to his voice makes me cringe at this point.
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Also he’s totally wrong. I have at various points made chocolate chip cookies without eggs, white sugar, wheat flour, or chocolate chips (I used chopped up chocolate bars). Baking is an artful science and this dude doesn’t understand.
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Been saying this all day. And they’re all delicious.
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