Overheard in Waitrose (names have been changed to protect the innocent).
Karen: "There's no toilet paper here, Sue!"
Sue: "Linda just sent a text, there's some in Sainsbury's."
Karen: "Let's go!!!!"
Me, in my mind: "All your toilet paper are belong to us."
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I've enjoyed spotting all the COVID microsignals too.
Charity shops near my flat switched their chalkboard announcements from "volunteers needed" to "board games and toys needed"
And this morning ran by ambulance paramedics putting on full hazmat suits.
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My policy is don't panic until the tea supplies run out in the grocery stores.
As long as there's PG tips on the shelf isn't not an emergency yet.
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Joke's on everyone else, I don't drink tea.
I am well stocked up on unsweetened almond milk and turmeric though.
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That's definitely a survival bonus. You might be the last Londoner left standing.
I've always maintained that in any zombie apocalypse scenario I'm going down in the first wave. Without tea and twitter I'm not much use.
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