This morning I made a “social media statement”-style joke image as if it had come from Olive Garden, and I want to talk about why I made it and why I deleted it. Just so I’m abundantly clear: it’s not a real statement.pic.twitter.com/hTf2ymub5P
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thank you matt
I need more information about this, have you considered writing a memoir about it?
Oh, you are a lover of discourse. 
It was hilarious - but maybe a watermark like the "obvious plant" memes would save everyone trouble.
Cows, barn doors
Would be nice, not gonna lie. (But, not gonna happen. That’s OK. I appreciate the sentiment either way.)
It’s comedic gold...or Bitcoin if you prefer.
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