Molly Hodgdon

@Manglewood

Human female, roughly symmetrical. Comedy and criminology writer.

Vermont
Joined March 2008

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  1. 11 hours ago

    The editors scramble to find this Pliny guy to offer him a job

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  2. 15 hours ago

    He is great! Thank you for asking. He has no more weight restrictions or anything left and all the follow-up tests on his heart so far have been A+.

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  3. 15 hours ago

    My 72 year old dad last summer with his 'Impeach the Motherfucker Already' button.

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  4. 16 hours ago

    Every time my cat poops he gets so excited and runs around and around the house making these jubilant celebratory laps and honestly... I get it.

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  5. 16 hours ago

    You know who swears a lot? Farmers. And truckers, law enforcement officers, factory workers, mechanics, etc. You know, the "Real America" the GOP claims to represent even though cusswords apparently burn their pudding-soft elite little ears.

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  6. 17 hours ago

    And yes, I know, they're not truly concerned with bad words or tempers. It's all a distraction to defend their power. It's still fucking confounding.

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  7. 17 hours ago

    Civility enforcement is such a classic weapon of people in power. They get to treat everyone abusively - as long as it's institutionalized, passive-aggressive, and/or "civil". The minute you object like a normal human being - BOOM! You're the designated Bad Guy.

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  8. 17 hours ago

    I will never stop being dumbfounded by people who are more concerned about obscene words than obscene actions.

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  9. 19 hours ago

    I guess I should be grateful when people abandon/ghost me when I'm sick because they've revealed that they're the kind of terrible person I don't want in my life anyway, but... it still sucks.

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  11. Jan 3

    Is Trey Gowdy a ghoulish anemic fuckgnome with a screaming empty void where his soul should be? Yes. Will I miss his never-ending advent calendar of baffling hairstyles? Sorry but also yes.

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  12. Jan 3

    Paul Ryan, jonesing for a hit of hurting vulnerable people, roaming the streets of Wisconsin at night looking for folks in wheelchairs to push into open sewer grates.

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    Jan 3

    . says walls have always worked. History says otherwise.

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  14. Jan 2

    I've had a vision of the future and I regret to inform you that 2019 will be the year Gwyneth Paltrow starts selling $10,000 designer tapeworms

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  15. Jan 2

    When you open a very fancy looking chest and there's some ridiculous bullshit in it like a bottle of water. Not magic water or water you need for a quest, just a stupid water. Why are you storing your gross warm half-empty dasani in a treasure chest dude.

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  16. Jan 2

    Now that you yourselves have published incontrovertible research showing how wrong, harmful, and deluded she really is will you PLEASE stop giving her a platform to spread misinformation?

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  17. Jan 2

    I don’t understand why so many “feminists” continue to push the myth of the Nordic model when there is a huge, very consistent volume of evidence showing it DOESN’T WORK. If you want fewer dead, injured, and exploited sex workers you will support full decriminalization, period.

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  18. Jan 2

    Look how great these libertarian parks are working out now that the fascist nanny state isn’t limiting everyone’s freedom to shit anywhere they want.

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  19. Jan 1

    I love it in video games when you kill someone and all they have on them is a weird food item. I hope when I die that’s how I’m found - no ID, no wallet, no phone, just an entire roast chicken stuffed in my pants.

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  20. Jan 1

    I don't think this is "proof", but in my experience it's true. The people who only post super-smiley, my-life-is-perfect selfies usually turn out to be the most bitter, insecure, sad, and/or broken human beings in real life.

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