Karl Henwood

@ManglerOfProse

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Pacific Northwest
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2018.

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  1. 31. sij

    The Glitch Mob - Love Death Immortality (Full Album)

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    15. sij

    WICKED SAINTS x WHEEL OF TIME. 17yo Kalila is the last descendant of an order who communed with dragons and warred with soul-eating demons. When a cruel mercenary tries to weaponize her, he makes a critical mistake: involving her little sister.

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  3. 15. sij

    I just discovered my four year old put hand soap in the water cup in the bathroom, as I swished water around in my mouth after brushing. When asked why he did this, he replied, "I was doing an experiment!" So my day is off to a roaring start...

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    9. pro 2019.

    Heads up for anyone looking at spring’s : I plan to take on another mentee to get their manuscript ready for April! My favorite part of writing has been seeing my mentees agented & pubbed. I’ll post details on my blog but I plan to open to samples in Jan Rts appreciated

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  5. 5. pro 2019.

    Eventually I got tired of the poor shattered trog staggering around and collapsing, so I had one of the trainee wrestlers choke it to death. I think I'm going to put up statues of creatures getting hit with books around the fort though. It seems like the right thing to do. ~fin

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  6. 5. pro 2019.

    Based on that performance I rejected the merc's request to be hired. On his way out he paused to further batter the trog, once again beating it with the book until he collapsed unconscious and, after recovering, ran screaming into the wilderness. 7/?

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  7. 5. pro 2019.

    The mercenary finally collapsed from exhaustion after a full day of noggin bonking, then became terrified and ran into the fort. The Trog, too injured to even move, lay in the entrance, bleeding. 6/?

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  8. 5. pro 2019.

    Unfortunately for all concerned, while it was more than heavy enough to crush limbs, the book merely bounced off the cave-dwellers skull. So the merc kept trying. For 29 pages of combat logs. 5/?

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  9. 5. pro 2019.

    The book turned out to be an obsidian bound codex containing said mercenary's autobiography. Using only the book, he shattered the trog's arms and legs, then pounded it's face into bloody pulp. Then with his victim helpless before him, he tried to deliver the coup de grace. 4/?

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  10. 5. pro 2019.

    The Mercenary, a legendary spearman with a dozen kills, wearing full plate mail and armed with a pike, was unfazed. He easily dodged the charge and stuck back... ignoring his spear and using the book he was carrying instead. 3/?

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    5. pro 2019.

    POINTS OF IMPACT X TALON OF SCORPIO Aila doesn't want to be in command of an Alliance warship, she wants to help her friend in China escape her brutal life. A surprise attack and a rogue AI give her a chance at changing everything, if she can survive

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  12. 2. pro 2019.

    For anyone intersted in the trip back from CA, got home fine. Total travel time 9.5 hours, temp hovered juuuuuuust above freezing the whole way. But I'll take 34 very damp degrees over 31 frozen ones.

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  13. 29. stu 2019.

    California November.

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  14. 28. stu 2019.

    From the middle of the old persimmon orchard at the end of fall.

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    Retweet this to give me extra exposure at no discernable benefit to yourselves. (Worth a try.)

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  16. 21. stu 2019.

    ~Part 3~ Chicken 1: Hey, the human found our janky tree nest, cleared it out, and made it so new eggs wouldn't roll away! Chicken 2: We must never lay there again. Chicken 1: But why? Chicken 2: Because DERP! Chicken 1: BRILLIANT! All chickens: DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP

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  17. 21. stu 2019.

    ~Part 2~ Chicken 1: Now that we all lay in the janky tree it's starting to overflow with eggs! Chicken 2: We must continue laying there, even as our eggs roll out onto the ground. Chicken 1: But why? Chicken 2: Because DERP! Chicken 1: BRILLIANT! All chickens: DERPDERPDERP

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  18. 21. stu 2019.

    A chicken story in 3 parts. ~Part 1~ Chicken 1: I'ma go lay an egg in the nextboxes. Chicken 2: No, lay it in that random janky tree instead! Chicken 1: But why? Chicken 2: Because DERP! Chicken 1: BRILLIANT! All chickens, voices joined in moronic chorus: DERPDERPDERPDERP

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    6. stu 2019.

    Twenty-four days until release, 'Tears of the Dead' is now the top New Release in South African History on Amazon!

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  20. 28. lis 2019.
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