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Occasional comedian & constant disappointment. Co-Host of Cult Podcast @CultPodcastShow Producer at @FunhausTeam

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined October 2012

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    Armando Torres‏ @MandoDoesStuff 17 Oct 2021

    Millennials don't even watch porn anymore they jerk it to screenshots of people quitting minimum wage jobs

    9:15 am - 17 Oct 2021
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    14 replies . 140 retweets 1,079 likes
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      2. Eric Baudour‏ @EricBaudour 17 Oct 2021
        Replying to @MandoDoesStuff

        Text message chains that end with “mail me my last check. I quit.” are my kink

        1 reply . 0 retweets 132 likes
      3. Armando Torres‏ @MandoDoesStuff 17 Oct 2021
        Replying to @EricBaudour

        The only thing wrong about not quitting in person is that you can't steal as much as you leave

        0 replies . 0 retweets 89 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. lil' ol' Steph‏ @a_real_actor 17 Oct 2021
        Replying to @MandoDoesStuff

        Yeah its funny what comes up when you Google public humiliation

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      2. MimeChoir‏ @ChoirMime 17 Oct 2021
        Replying to @MandoDoesStuff

        When the manager replies with “Let’s not make any hasty decisions, let’s talk about this”pic.twitter.com/5UfCYkBeNv

        1 reply . 3 retweets 33 likes
      3. D. Villain, PhD.‏ @dylanorion 27 Oct 2021
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        Hhaaawwwwwwtttt

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      1. Morbid Magni‏ @MorbidMagni 17 Oct 2021
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        No... I rotate between that and affordable housing posts.

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      1. Harley‏ @PiazzasixTJ 17 Oct 2021
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        You ass lol I just spit hot coffee out my nose reading this haha bravo sir bravo

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      1. Vex Buchanan‏ @Vexontwitch 17 Oct 2021
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        Bonus points if the post looks likepic.twitter.com/cbyjAzPfac

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      1. C-Guy‏ @cgfirebrand 17 Oct 2021
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        Oh, I've just been treating them like lines of coke

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