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@Manda_like_wine

I took a Dungeons and Dragons class at a gifted academy when I was 5. Contributes words to Huffington Post, Mommyish, The Impersonals and my cats.

East Coast soon-to-be England
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Joined May 2012
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  2. Apr 9

    Stick a 6yo atheist in every Sunday School class in the nation and watch every Sunday School teacher in the nation turn pro-choice victor.

    11 retweets 84 likes
  3. Apr 9

    I'd love to see a herd of magical unicorns mercilessly feed upon corporate types who've turned the word unicorn into business-speak.

    16 retweets 83 likes
  4. Apr 9

    Excited to report that is a rude, lying, pathetic company who should probably try to up their customer service game. God bless.

    2 retweets 37 likes
  5. Apr 8

    Bumped into this famous guy tonight, so glad to see he's finally being himself! Way to go, Marco Rubio!

    8:40 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
    10 retweets 109 likes
  6. Apr 5

    Either one of the Home Alone thieves would make a better president than Trump

    137 retweets 462 likes
  7. Apr 6

    I will flat out not accept a food going bad in my fridge, I paid 79 cents for that boring ass vegetable 200 months ago & will die eating it

    521 retweets 1,641 likes
  8. Apr 8

    tfw u finally sleep with ur best friend after years of built up romantic tension

    2:48 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
    59 retweets 467 likes
  9. 6 Jun 2015

    *tries to act cool but calls it vaporing*

    543 retweets 1,490 likes
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  12. Apr 8

    guy next to me is overdescribing the flavor profile of his fav soup to his date and I just realized my fav soup is his head boiling in a pot

    14 retweets 160 likes
  13. 19 Feb 2015

    Do you enjoy bouts of crippling doubt and frequent self-loathing? A career in writing might be for you!

    30 retweets 118 likes
  14. Apr 8

    when there's extra marshmallows in the hot chocolate

    11:06 AM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
    20 retweets 129 likes
  15. Apr 7

    🎶 All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom / Into the sun 🎶

    4 retweets 33 likes
  16. Apr 7

    I was going to go out tonight but the wine bar's doorway is too narrow to accommodate my bed.

    36 retweets 148 likes
  17. Apr 7

    Also please follow because he is the funniest, nicest, most genuine human being I've ever met. We named his turd Bob one time.

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  18. Apr 7

    I accidentally clicked unfollow on while trying to tweet out a belated Happy Birthday, so please make things better and now

    24 likes
  19. Mar 22

    I built a wall around my heart but it didn't keep the Mexicans out. I love you, Mexicans.

    112 retweets 449 likes
  20. Apr 5

    My therapist said I should take myself out on a date, but I cancelled on myself so I could stay in and watch Netflix. We were both relieved.

    77 retweets 338 likes
  21. Apr 7

    Happy National Beer Day, Everyone!

    12:20 PM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 44 likes

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