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Prof. Katie Hinde
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I study moms, mother's milk, & babies Viva la nuance. ASU Prof, March Mammal Madness Editor-in-Chief "Scarier than a badger" Cheddar Superfan
Phoenix, AZlibguides.asu.edu/marchmammalmad…Joined September 2011

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The press conference wrapped "More seriously folks, the probabilistic RNG selected Spider Monkey upset that battle, just some glitches in the matrix/narrative. I'd like to say it won't happen again, but since these hiccups have occurred in 2015, 2016 and now 2017..." #2023MMM
Lisa Kudrow saying "You have to learn to roll with it my friends, that's how you survive."
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The year was 2017, and a Sweet 16 match between Binturong and Spider Monkey was crafted in which figs enticed one of the combatants off the field of battle. There was some controversy as to whether the game rules of the #2023MMM universe were violated.
Human Person @radiationmouth complains that binturong was defeated by a "Stupid spider monkey" earlier tonight and was not an accurate fact by invoking #AltMammalFact
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The winners of MIGHTY STRIPES ROUND 1 include OKAPI, KUDU, STRIPED RABBIT, HIGHLAND STREAKED TENREC, SIDE-STRIPED JACKAL, STRIPED HYENA, STRIPED DOLPHIN, and GIANT-STRIPED MONGOOSE ! Join us MONDAY March 20th at 8PM Eastern for ROUND 1 of ANIMAL ENGINEERS!
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#2023MMM MIGHTY STRIPES EMOJI BATTLE 🦒vs🐀: 🦒💦🌱/🐀👃🤢/🏆🦒 🦌vs🦇: 🦇🥄🪰/🦉🍽🦇/🏆🦌 🐇vs🦘: 🐻🍽🐜/🦘➡️🐜/🏆🐇 🐱vs🦔: 🦔🫨/🐈‍⬛🤜🐱/🏆🦔 🐺vs🐨: 🐨🐺🫒/🐺😱🐨/🏆🐺 🐈vs🐿: 🐿👂🌾/🐈🍽🐿/🏆🐈 🐬vs🐘: 🐘🏊‍♀️😰/🐘🥅🚢/🏆🐬 🦨vs🐯: 🦨👀🐯/🐯🗡🦨/🏆🐯
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WOW WHAT A NIGHT!! Okapi, Kudu, Rabbit, Tenrec, Jackal, Hyena, Dolphin, & Mongoose ADVANCE to the 2nd Round! Not a good night for CATS & BATS tho- badger BAT, numBAT, wildCAT, & poleCAT all outta contention. See you Monday March 20th for 1st Round of ANIMAL ENGINEERS! #2023MMM
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