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@MallieRydzik

Scientist turned self-employed editor & writer. Tweets about weather, science, remote work, travel, cats, and trashy reality TV ( & )

Washington D.C.
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    PLEASE. If you’re evacuating from , TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU

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    20 hours ago

    All: Anyone interested in tracking the progress of , I have created a Twitter list with a bunch of meteorologists & official sources from that part of the world (and beyond) that I think will do a good job of covering most aspects of the storm:

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    Sep 10

    Comedians on Twitter pre-2016: I like my steak the way I like my Pokémon cards, rare! Comedians on Twitter post-2016: Today I was blocked by the undersecretary of the Department of Education for an essay I wrote on how fundamental rights of the electorate being impinged by ch

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  4. 19 hours ago

    Who would have thought that Jordan and Jenna would be my favorite couple at the end of this.

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  5. 19 hours ago

    Kamil is so full of shit.

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  6. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    So...we watched A WHOLE FRICKING YEAR of this franchise to get Arie and Lauren, Becca and Garret, and...Chris and Krystal? AND COLTON IS STILL THE BACHELOR?

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  7. 19 hours ago

    But seriously wtf is up with the people initiating these break ups then crying like they were dumped? Do they not understand how break ups work?

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  8. 20 hours ago

    Kevin and Astrid are the only surprise for me so far

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  9. 20 hours ago

    Jenna and Astrid biting their lips while Annaliese gushes has me like...

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  10. 20 hours ago

    I don't understand all these people breaking up with someone and then acting like they're the one who was broken up with? 🤔

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  11. 21 hours ago

    Props to the producers for listing Rubby as a "Social media influencer influencer" 😂

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  12. Sep 10

    Stuck in front of Fox News at the dealership waiting for an oil change.

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  13. Sep 9

    "Of course I'm going to go through your phone, I'm here to make sure you're the one."

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  14. Retweeted
    Sep 9

    For historical perspective, only four Category 4 landfalls on the East Coast north of Florida in the official list going back to 1851, the farthest north being on the SC/NC border (Hazel)

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  15. Sep 9

    Has Angela considered that maybe she doesn't understand the purpose of social media?

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  16. Sep 9

    Ricky is in Colombia acting like the Bachelor, wondering if all these women he is dating are "here for the right reasons." 🙄

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    Sep 6

    me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute. therapist: let’s talk about your father me: no

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    Sep 3

    Friend: “it’s still only Septemb- Me:🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮

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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Some phrases I would like to never hear again: “I’m just trying to be open and honest” “I’m Doctor Sean Murphy” “You’re not gonna believe this... John killed himself”

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  20. Sep 4

    My now husband told me he loved me a month after we met and I freaked out about him saying it so early. This show doesn't make sense to me.

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