Just wrapped up my third boxing session, yeah this depression got an expiration date
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Los Angeles, CAJoined November 2013
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Never realized Jorginho has Nice Guy Face. Fuck it I’m in. My backup DM!!!
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You are The Last Communist.
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Just remembered I dreamt I met Ben Affleck last night and had the opportunity to tell him how amazing he was in The Way Back and that the Academy fucked him
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Watching Jorginho lowlights
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I couldn't resist: this year's Best Picture nominees - but as LOST
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Caicedo saw Lokonga drop another stinker today and immediately was like
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After Yang (2021)
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The silly goose factory called. Your model is defective and they've issued a recall. I wish we'd had more time together, but you have to go back to be disassembled for parts.
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Looking at the mirror and screaming “I’m that nigga, man!” upon the realization that only me and the Irish see the jig with Martin McDonagh
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Man U unserious club no way they have fans in 2023
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Arsenal had 63 touches in the Manchester United box in this match.
No side have had as many in a single Premier League game in 2022-23 so far.
#AFC #ARSMNU
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MAN U 0.3 XG LMFAOOO THEY IN THE TITLE RACE YOU SAY ??
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BREAKING: Chelsea sign winger Mykhailo Mudryk from Shakhtar Donetsk on an eight-and-a-half year contract. 
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Exclusive: VICE World News has obtained WhatsApp messages and voice notes sent by Andrew Tate to a woman who accused him of a 2013 rape, including a message from Tate that said ‘I love raping you.’ She said authorities declined to prosecute.
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SCHMOOOOOOD I NEED TO GET LIKE YOU BRO!!!
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I’m up listening to @utadahikaru eating chicken and waffles at a diner. It’s about to be a splendid day..
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If any gooners knows the dude featured at the beginning of this video goading the away fans, tell him to follow me — man was a don and super welcoming as it was my first time at the Emirates. I forgot to exchange deets with him!
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After a decade of supporting Arsenal, I finally got to catch a game at the Emirates. What a dream it was. Arsenal win 3-1, the return of Wenger. Still buzzin - can’t wait to be back.
Also, thanks to my guy for all the match day recs & tips, they came in clutch!
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Excited to make my debut on later tonight for some post-match Arsenal chat
Also excited for and going to their first Arsenal game. 3 points for the lads please 🙏🏻
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Today I have introduced Japanese tea ceremony with Islamic interpretations.
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Every airport should have a GameStop, would be perfect for those pre-flight “holy shit I hate my digital Switch games I need something else PLEASE” epiphanies
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LETS GOOOOOOOO
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first open Kingdom Hearts fan elected to congress twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL…
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Moved to Glendale so I couldn’t vote against Rick Caruso…I’m gonna jump
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real cinema. your fave could never. unless your fave is Gavin O'Connor, director of 2020's best film, THE WAY BACK
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Released 21 years ago #OTD October 19, 2001 
David Lynch's Mulholland Drive 
David Lynch's Mulholland Drive 
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i’ve probably seen more movies than the guy she’s with rn
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Hogo-chan and Sara-chan are reformed criminal penguins who cheer on ex-prisoners trying to reintegrate into Japanese society.
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rebranding as a cinephile every time my self esteem is low
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